Huliana

stoop kid afraid to leave stoop

[Huliana @hulijouck]

I'd be fashionable too if I was rich

[Huliana @hulijouck]

@LindsTuck Yay!!

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I. AM. NOT. A. RAPPER!!!! Do ppl legit think I’m Sprung, Stripper, Buy u a drank, bartender, etc. are RAP songs?! Some of them even hav a rapper ON em!!! Do y’all think my verses on byad were rap verses? Do y’all for real think that’s me trying to rap? Have you heard rap? CHRIST!

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Do ants poop ?

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Honey. She wants you to spot the difference between these two pics. It’s very subtle so please take your time. 13/10

[it’s just meera @meeracleshappen]

the part of college I’ll miss the most is that period in late 2016 when you couldn’t walk past a bar or a frat party without hearing closer by the chainsmokers blasting from the speakers...I think that was the last time I was actually happy

[Huliana @hulijouck]

If you want to know what it feels like to be a butterfly hatching out of a cocoon, touch up your roots after 4 months of growth

[Huliana @hulijouck]

so dope!

[Huliana @hulijouck]

If you're working from home and you've worn underwire even once in the last 6 weeks I have some questions

[ምኞት @blanketm9]

australians be like hellaourer

[abby govindan @abbygov]

you ever meet a man and it’s so obvious that no one in his life has ever told him to shut the fuck up

[justin butlag @nothinbutlag]

Your cat isn’t a “heckin chonker” bro it’s going to die

[Huliana @hulijouck]

@westernhaiku I saw this and read it out loud to my coworkers because I couldn't believe it😂

[Holland Beck @hollaa_backk]

if you’ve ever used a frat house bathroom you’re immune to the coronavirus

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

No One Has All 3:

-a job that doesn’t under pay you
-a brain that produces serotonin
-a valentine

[🌞kris10 @BegovichKristen]

listen i know you’re all DYING to send me flowers for valentine’s day but truly don’t worry about it. no seriously like it’s fine. i absolutely don’t want any roses with sunflowers wrapped in a cute bow sent to my address with my name written on them specifically.

[MeekMill @MeekMill]

Give me the money I need it I’m starving

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

if you don’t like pickles keep that shit to yourself that’s fucking embarrassing