Dr Bruce Banner

My secret? I'm always angry.

[Toby Turner @TobyTurner]

Obama won! sorry rich people :(

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

RT if you've ever mentally hummed the Imperial March when your boss walked into the room. #StarWars

[Dr Bruce Banner @HULK_AVENGER]

Happy Independence Day! Let's rub it in Loki's face a little more!

[The Batman @God_Damn_Batman]

I assume by “Amazing” they mean “I Guess It’s Something To See Since Dark Knight Rises Isn’t Out Yet.”

[Dr Bruce Banner @HULK_AVENGER]

#ICantDateYou cause Hulk doesn't like blondes. #BlameItOnTheBigGuy

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

#OMGStarWarsFacts: Mace Windu was once banned from Jedi Council for a month for using the phrase, "Yoda man, dawg!"

[Dr Bruce Banner @HULK_AVENGER]

#WhatMostWomenWant Tony Stark. Captain America. #WhatMostwomanGet Hawkeye, the punchline of our little team

[The Batman @God_Damn_Batman]

So, wait. Spider-Man is fighting Killer Croc in his next movie?

[Dr Bruce Banner @HULK_AVENGER]

#InHighSchool I was a nerd who studied the world of physics and chemistry. Now I'm living that world, cause it made me a green giant Hulk.

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

One fun prank is to send someone on a holiday, then explode their planet. When they return, they'll be all like, "LOLWHAT?!"

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Why did Jango Fett's head cross the road? It rolled there after Mace Windu cut it off. Because Jedi are horrible people.

[Dr Bruce Banner @HULK_AVENGER]

@VoteForLoki You should start writing now. It's the same sorta thing I'm doing with the Thunderbolts.

[Dr Bruce Banner @HULK_AVENGER]

Hulk sings a great "We will rock you".

[The Batman @God_Damn_Batman]

Success is 10% inspiration, 85% sit-ups, 5% cape.

[Dr Bruce Banner @HULK_AVENGER]

The only reason Miami Heat won was because The Avengers were forced to drop out. Apparently there's so such state as SHIELD. #AvengerWoes

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Kristen Stewart is Earth's highest paid actress. In her gold castle surrounded by cats and Jacob statues, Stephenie Meyer laughs maniacally.

[Dr Bruce Banner @HULK_AVENGER]

The Avengers it was a boy band= I'd be the drummer, cos I can smash a good drum set.

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

It's a great day to ruin somebody else's!

[Dr Bruce Banner @HULK_AVENGER]

What makes the Avengers better than the Twilight series? We don't sparkle for one thing...

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Adam Carolla said girls aren't funny, but we all laughed when Leia choked Jabba to death. Except Jabba. Because he was dead. #RIPJabba