Loud Stroud! (parody)

i put the cute in acute toxicity hehe

[Loud Stroud! (parody) @hulkmeow]

Get in loser, we’re going to hell

[Loud Stroud! (parody) @hulkmeow]

Mannnnn the way girls see me out and ALWAYS think I’m gay

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Underrated career advice: Don’t be yourself at work.

[Loud Stroud! (parody) @hulkmeow]

Nut cracker or ball buster amirite

[andi (twocents.com) @Nexuist]

all quiet on the frontal lobe

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

next year maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend

[mau @rllydu]

go ahead and jump in the hotdog water since u wanna act like a weenie

[Loud Stroud! (parody) @hulkmeow]

@elyserxx Oh no!!!! I’m here to reconnect if you need a friend ♥️

[Loud Stroud! (parody) @hulkmeow]

@fawnncel mannn I’ve been doing it wrong

[* @soiled_plants2]

halloween is my favorite holiday so of course I had to make a halloween themed pie

[Loud Stroud! (parody) @hulkmeow]

IM on the cusp of hangover but a hair of the dog rising

[Loud Stroud! (parody) @hulkmeow]

To the tune of Justin Bieber’s Peaches 🎵I do my shoppin out in Pittsburgh (no retail tax) / i do my livin out of Houston (yeah, no state tax) / I have 2 jobs I don’t report yeah (income tax)

[Loud Stroud! (parody) @hulkmeow]

I’m babysitting a dog tonight and I was giggling at something I saw on the internet and i could hear that her tail started thumping on the floor, what a good girl

[Loud Stroud! (parody) @hulkmeow]

No this bowl would piss me off so bad

[B0n3z 📼 semi ia ☆ @B0n3z3ats0ats]

Its soup season!!

[Loud Stroud! (parody) @hulkmeow]

I think it’s time to stop doing studies on how the things we love are going to accelerate our deaths

[Loud Stroud! (parody) @hulkmeow]

It’s September, have you maxed out your Roth IRA for the year yet?

[Loud Stroud! (parody) @hulkmeow]

Is there anything closer to God than getting into your bed with fresh sheets for nap time

[Loud Stroud! (parody) @hulkmeow]

I think it’s so sad when you can tell people are really proud of being cold and disconnected from others

[Loud Stroud! (parody) @hulkmeow]

You’re not responsible for someone else’s reaction to your boundary

[Loud Stroud! (parody) @hulkmeow]

if only i had just locked in when I was four!

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

you “get off” from work? excuse me?