Ruben Farias

(956) Baseborn // L@s Skageleros (RIP) // Little Wins // Twin Eater // RF // WARD

[Ruben Farias @Human5000]

I have the next two days off, in which I will do as much nothingness as humanly possible.

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Whataburger is a Leo ♌️

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Nothing in this world is more extra than AirPods upon being dropped to the ground

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I think me and the IRS finally squashed our beef because I finally got my first tax return in 12 years. Furthermore, beers on me

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Wow this is the first time in my entire life where I have no idea where my drivers license is

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my work hours are so silly

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“I’m good”

[𝔼𝖛𝖔𝖎𝖉✰ @fwfor_tune]

How damaged are you?

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Being massively under appreciated feels so good for some reason—That reason being that I’m a masochist somewhat

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I’ve worked so much OT this month that it almost feels wrong to not be at work today and tomorrow but yolo

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Came to Simon Sez to be alone and mission accomplished af

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estevaaaaaaaato

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I feel like in a real world scenario, every baseball game should end in a fight to the death

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I’ve literally been up since 9:00 AM the day before yesterday

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I want a milkshake so bad, but I’m done moving my body for the day. Furthermore, fml

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Love how I primarily use my PS5 as a power source that charges the ol penjamin

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Too blessed to be stressed, but here we are

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I will never outgrow trying to make my parents proud but failing epically

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I’m having beers in public (and/or private) for the first time in years (aka months) ama

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low vibration snacks till I die

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siri is a turncoat