Aja Evans

we are all human beams all the time.

[Aja Evans @human_beam]

How do the new @NYCTSubway time monitors work? #CortelyouRoad

[Aja Evans @human_beam]

Bought myself a loaf of bread on Jan 1. Thought I would freeze half. But it's gone.

[Aja Evans @human_beam]

All I want in the New Year is an easy way to watch State of Grace with @ShawkatAlia and @maebirdwing.Looking at you @FreeformTV 👀.

[Aja Evans @human_beam]

This holiday break is really hindering my podcast listening schedule.

[Aja Evans @human_beam]

What are the logistics of Elf on the Shelf? Does Santa not see you when you're sleeping anymore?

[Aja Evans @human_beam]

I still miss these twins sometimes.

[Aja Evans @human_beam]

Having FOMO about missing my own thoughts while I sleep

[Aja Evans @human_beam]

Is Halloween candy breakfast better than no breakfast?

[Aja Evans @human_beam]

My mom just told me this conspiracy theory she has where Moe's sabotaged Chipotle to get more business

[Aja Evans @human_beam]

Always cool but never calm or collected.

[Aja Evans @human_beam]

Sometimes I imagine what would happen if I could do in one hour what everyone else can do in 10mins

[Aja Evans @human_beam]

"I think I love myself more than anyone I know" -@abbybeee #RelationshipGoals

[Aja Evans @human_beam]

"I have soup at home.."
Other-"well that's not really food"

[Aja Evans @human_beam]

I'm wearing tacks as earrings, is that tacky?

[Aja Evans @human_beam]

"I need a sash that says it's my birthday and I'm a lesbian so don't fucking touch me unless your a hot women" -@alexa_jaded

[Aja Evans @human_beam]

Reminiscing on that time I was a mother of two. How is it 2015 already?

[Aja Evans @human_beam]

I'm gunna start the ice bucket challenge back up in the middle of winter

[Aja Evans @human_beam]

"Life isn't always smiles and duck faces"

[Aja Evans @human_beam]

TrueLife: I'm addicted to gummy vitamins

[Aja Evans @human_beam]

Free People has got to be the most ironic brand name