Cassidy

sleepy person

[Cassidy @humandaria]

Knuckle tattoo idea: NEXT PRES

[Cassidy @humandaria]

charge your biggest JBL bitch we’re going to the park

[Cassidy @humandaria]

I wrote about a few things in this new world that might actually be good for us: https://t.co/D6hLqArEP7

[Peli Grietzer @peligrietzer]

I know we read it when we were 15 and we are 'over it' but can we take time to admit that it's just crazy, insane, crazy how good The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock is, just crazy

[Cassidy @humandaria]

@uterus911 artpimp could be a good Instagram handle

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

(trying to sell a house) this room would be perfect for a extremely expensive and realistic minature model city that you pretend to be a godzilla-like creature and stomp on whenever you feel stressed or angry

[Cassidy @humandaria]

was Her a good movie or did it just have every female celebrity crush of mine ? (Rooney Mara, Scarlett Johansen, Olivia Wilde) questions to ask myself

[Cassidy @humandaria]

Is 30 rock guerrilla advertising for a reboot or

[Cassidy @humandaria]

when I first moved here I didn’t really get it. but now I understand that Summer in Chicago is a special and magical thing

[Cassidy @humandaria]

my bf just told me I am the hairiest person, man or woman, he’s ever dated

[Cassidy @humandaria]

@butchalien No- when someone says something really weird, rude and invasive, sometimes other people are just like “hey that was really weird, rude and invasive”.

[Cassidy @humandaria]

@imfleetwoodjack dude I used to see her tweets constantly and thought they were so annoying lol

[Cassidy @humandaria]

being genuine will get you far and the extra bonus is it will only get you far in the right places; it’ll be a hinderance in the places that aren’t for you

[Cassidy @humandaria]

Is New York the place you can go where everyone isn’t always leaving to move to New York? Or are they all just moving to Berlin and Paris over there.

[Cassidy @humandaria]

watching Seinfeld wondering “what’s going on in Elaine’s life that she’s hanging out with her ex, his best friend, and his neighbor” when I realized I’ve actually had that social life

[Cassidy @humandaria]

just thought the whitest possible thought to myself: “npr is genuinely so cool”

[Cassidy @humandaria]

living half a block from a grocery store is fixing me in ways I never thought possible

[Cassidy @humandaria]

my bf moving into my apartment the week of the worst heatwave of summer feels very sitcom-y. we r just shirts off sitting in front of the AC unit. a fun filler episode before the plot ramps up

[Cassidy @humandaria]

If you’re in line to sell Elon more cocaine and ketamine STAY IN LINE!!!