emily frances 😺

the girl with the Sagan tattoo
@[email protected] on #Mastodon, in case this place burns to the ground

[emily frances 😺 @humanistathome]

@Bretontheradio We are not sleeping in Austin either! So excited. LFG!

[emily frances 😺 @humanistathome]

@quilterRN @Paultx890 The test already happened. Kennedy v Bremerton. This is the fallout from that horrific decision.

[emily frances 😺 @humanistathome]

@ChargePointnet is completely unusable as of today. App is not allowing login or password reset, chargers not connecting to app w/o being logged in, and cust srvc not answering either phone #. WTF, how are we supposed to charge?

[emily frances 😺 @humanistathome]

@ZakiyaNJamal Met: 13
Dated: 15
Dated again: 35
Engaged: 39

[emily frances 😺 @humanistathome]

@Emperiacolypse @nbminor I lived off Sheridan and 52nd for a long time . It ain’t got NOTHIN on the Boulevard.

[emily frances 😺 @humanistathome]

Things you can say during sex and to your tech colleagues:
“I enjoy doing back-end stuff, but I’m not as experienced with it”

[emily frances 😺 @humanistathome]

@davidwalterhall @eilatg The entirety of privately funded scholarships are based on highly specific “discriminatory” criteria like this. No lie, my kid applied for micro scholarships based on * her height, * her curly hair, * her own original mayonnaise based recipe

[emily frances 😺 @humanistathome]

@CarisAdel Mine died after 3 years of use, bought a $30 NIB vintage version of the Krups mixer my mom had when I was a kid and it kicks that old Kitchenaid’s ass all day long.

[Emily Chibwana @emilychibwana]

After carrying, birthing and nursing our four children, it’s hard to find empathy for my husband when he says he’s “scared of the pain of getting a vasectomy.”

I almost chopped his balls off myself when he said, “Can you get your tubes tied instead?”

[emily frances 😺 @humanistathome]

@kristenhowerton Quickly blanch / ice bath tonight, olive oil right before cooking

[emily frances 😺 @humanistathome]

@alexgmurd Accidentally booked a flight to San Angelo, TX instead of San Antonio. Caught my mistake immediately and canceled the charge with the airline but wow did I feel like a dumbass 😂

[emily frances 😺 @humanistathome]

Says the spokesmodel for the party of LGBTQIA hatred and gun violence.
Let us not love with words or speech, but with actions and in truth. John 3:18.

[Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert]

The news out of Colorado Springs is absolutely awful.

This morning the victims & their families are in my prayers.

This lawless violence needs to end and end quickly.

[emily frances 😺 @humanistathome]

@elonmusk gentleman in the front right- are you okay? Blink twice if you need help

[emily frances 😺 @humanistathome]

@TheTrevorFiles @hemantmehta It IS giving me circa 1994 Print Shop Deluxe

[emily frances 😺 @humanistathome]

@drinkfolio @jenisicecreams @beardfoundation @Jenisplendid @missbeaux Oooooh the blackout chocolate cake is 🔥

[Trezy 💫 @TrezyCodes]

I've been figuring out Mastodon, so I figured I'd share a list of tips and other stuff I've discovered in case it's helpful for others. 🧵

[emily frances 😺 @humanistathome]

@IntrovertProbss When I worked at @GrowGenCorp they insisted we all eat lunch together “like a family”. There were official emails from HR about it.

[emily frances 😺 @humanistathome]

@amylieberfarb Not me showing up to @DesertDoorSotol before they opened 😅 Hard liquor in the morning is a bad idea, turns out

[emily frances 😺 @humanistathome]

@air_panther @loriio @amylieberfarb Following also! Hill Country is in my backyard and I have yet to get out and explore all the wineries.