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Hockey equipment specialist from Indianapolis

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@BizNasty2point0

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

KABC in Los Angeles was getting viewers ready for Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Final between the Edmonton Oilers and -- Carolina Panthers?

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@Asnow119 @ryanwhitney6 Florida is way better. They won while playing terrible. They are not the same as Dallas. I’m not a fan of either team so you can’t say I’m biased

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@blahman24 @ryanwhitney6 Rage bait.

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@5xG0rdy @EdmontonOilers https://t.co/zi1yP29SHa

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@FlaPanthers you need to play this song about Bob in the locker room for him!

https://t.co/GOHRVYmiUi

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Don’t drink Coors light if the mountains aren’t blue

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@Naz50200359 @ClutchPoints @mke_migu3l You must’ve been the scammer in the seats

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#Flytogether

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24 days until I move to Orange County and start my new job with my new team. #QuackQuack #ducksflytogether

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My neighbors make me see normal. Holy shit.

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@baileystaco damn straight!

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@baileystaco I'm very stoked! It's Blackhawks night too so it's gonna be wild!

[Timmy Williams @timmyisanerd]

"Even the Mona Lisa's falling afart." - Brad Fartt as Tyler Farten in the movie Fart Club

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Here come the critics oh to tear your heart wide open...

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I have had too much internet today. http://t.co/4sm4mzrksh

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@mariahbarloser @xtorix666 great anuses stink alike

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Just farted and it smelled like potato chips. Channelling my inner @kiefer_jones