michela

hi

[michela @humanpylon]

@TTCnotices not enough shuttle buses they’re passing everyone at coxwell

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PHAN CONFIRMED IN BIG 2025

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

You need to be side quest maxxing. Get your pilots license. Get scuba certified. Go sky diving. Get your coastal cruising certificate. Become a sommelier. Get every niche / pointless certificate & license you can.

[i hit the juckport 1 trillion$ @nudycat]

david dobrik look like he the first head transplant survivor

[balkanka @missuonmylips]

Somebody take gwen stefani to japan again and remind her who she is

[sof @swarkness]

when u recommend a tv show to someone and they say "oh i don't have disney+ (or whatever streaming site it's on)" like oh my god... is the art of piracy really that lost or are people just stupid

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

“do u even like me?”
me:

[michela @humanpylon]

@LeSmitherino also curious

[🛒 @tayhader]

phineas and ferb: we're building a rollercoaster today
perry's subplot:

https://t.co/NlyIHy6L5c

[Blondie Saint Bourgeois @redheadcxnt]

Lana del Rey’s festival circuit is The Eras tour for girls on antidepressants whose older boyfriends pay their rent. Eras Tour is for girls whose biological dads still help them out sometimes

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

rory would be like “too many boys like me!” meanwhile my sister lane was fighting to break the cycle of multigenerational traumas

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

It’s just crazy because Jimmy Pesto would also do this

[Dvrryl @Dvrryl2times]

But if my payment was late, it’d be a problem #LOVEISBLINDreunion #Loveislate

[Lady Emily ☄️ @GreatCheshire]

There are teenagers and adults alive today who were not around to witness the absolute stranglehold Napoleon Dynamite had on pop culture in 2005

[Max Lockie @staphwriter]

Just heard someone turn down after-work plans because they have an avocado at home that’s about to go bad