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[b @wwxwashere]

just overheard a guy introducing himself as a “backend software engineer” and a girl reply “backend? omg happy pride month” LMAO

[xxx @humanroach]

the instagram astrologer said i will be lucky till may 10 i thereby rebuke my hangover anxiety

[xxx @humanroach]

being home when i live with a bunch of 20something year olds is soooo crazy. every pot has a corresponding lid. you have more than just the pizza pan to use as a baking sheet. there is always enough toilet paper.

[xxx @humanroach]

hes good but hes not ANN DEMEULEMEESTER 25mm Santiago Leather Combat Boots

[xxx @humanroach]

men mildly harassing me at the afters like show some respect?? you're in my house. thanks

[xxx @humanroach]

hey is this you? i think your girlfriend's selling you on depop

[xxx @humanroach]

there's something very eerie about seeing a white man wear the adidas chinese new year jacket

[xxx @humanroach]

ever since i was a little girl i always knew that i would betray myself for nothing

[xxx @humanroach]

got handed a paper straw the one time i get a soda at mcdonald's. americas really going downhill

[You’re Innocent When You Dream @5gheg]

I was a girl until I was 22. Then I became a machine for about 6 months. Then I became a woman. And now, I am a girl again

[xxx @humanroach]

listening to ambient / drone music and it made me even more anxious

[xxx @humanroach]

telling him its his fault hes on accutane >>>>>

[xxx @humanroach]

ear in my ear ear in my ear ear in my ear ear in my ear ear in my ear ear in my ear ear in my ear ear in my ear ear in my ear ear in my ear ear in my ear ear in my ear ear in my ear ear in my ear ear in my ear ear in my ear ear in my ear ear in my ear

[xxx @humanroach]

men only wear calf length socks for some reason. so sad

[xxx @humanroach]

Mom can we please have something other than a high protein burger bowl for dinner

[xxx @humanroach]

i pulled an uncrustable out of my backpack at the coffee shop instead of buying a $10 pastry and everyone stood up and started clapping

[xxx @humanroach]

choosing to drive over teleportation is low vibrational energy

[Fashion Ruined My Life @frmlfr]

Non-Californian: Good luck surviving in LA if you make < 80k a year.

Typical dude you meet in LA: yeah so if I book 3 more naked lady photography shoots this week and my ebt doesn’t run out I should be able to make rent. Wanna go to a really expensive bar on this Tuesday night?

[xxx @humanroach]

quitting my job to decide what song to post on my instagram story