Alan.

Poe. Lyricist. Melancholic. Guarded. Shy. Quiet. Empath. Fashion Designer.

[Alan. @humanseatsogs]

Nigeria, which way?

There has been another brutal attack on Angwan Rukuba, Jos North, on Palm Sunday evening. For how long will this continue?

Once again, gunmen on motorcycles stormed a peaceful community, turning it into a scene of blood, tears, and mourning. With reports of over 20 feared dead, including children.

What makes this even more annoying is the government's response, that is never really a response. You are imposing a 48 hour curfew, to do what exactly? To restrict the victims or apprehend the killers? What is the curfew meant to achieve?

It should be quite glaring now that the government has failed and continues to fail to safeguard the lives of the people of Jos, and Nigeria at large, despite years of repeated attacks.

Security response remains passive, reacting only after the screams have faded and the dead are buried. We are told that security agencies are on the trail of the perpetrators, yet no one is ever held accountable, fostering a cycle of impunity where innocent traders, farmers, and students are sacrificed at will.

Like I stated earlier, the most painful part of all this, is the indifference of our leaders. While communities are being wiped out, the focus of the political class is predictably elsewhere. Their energies are not aimed at securing the lives of citizens, but on how to rig the 2027 elections, and squeezing out more taxes from a populace that cannot even walk safely on their own streets.

How many more deaths will it take for our lives to become more important than your politics?
And to fellow Nigerians, how many more deaths will it take to truly anger us enough to react? How many?

The blood of the innocent is crying out from the soil of Plateau. This is a call for conscience. The government must do more than send condolences; it must act.

Rest in Peace to the victims of this fresh, senseless violence.
#JosKillings #PlateauSecurity #EndKillingsInJos #BrokenPlateau

[Alan. @humanseatsogs]

@Blessing_Olivi @FabrizioRomano @low_key095 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[Alan. @humanseatsogs]

They should put their club World Cup logo there😂😂😂😂😂

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨JUST IN: Chelsea are struggling to find a long term sponsor for the front of their match kits

The club values a deal between £60-£65m but sponsors have determined the market value to be around £30M

[Gian Maria Volonté @obisingledigit]

You're older than Arteta.

[Kelvin Omukungu @KOmukungu]

"If arsenal and mancity lose all their games and we win all our games we're premier league champions"

[Alan. @humanseatsogs]

@fivethirtyDwun @moh_eenn 😂😂😂😂😂😂 e reach to ask o

[Alan. @humanseatsogs]

@Boy994Boy You no be better person😂😂😂😂😂

[Alan. @humanseatsogs]

@IyelolaIge Yes.

[Alan. @humanseatsogs]

This isn’t about chargers, phones and cords. 😌😌😌😊😊😊

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

The first 6 weeks you spend with a new charging cord are the best ever

After that, you start discovering new angles to keep your phone when charging

[Alan. @humanseatsogs]

@Donjaytrix001 The most annoying part is, she may not even know how to fuck or have a dripping pussy… and the yansh fit no even soft sef.😌😌

[Alan. @humanseatsogs]

@samydauda @Wizarab10 This!

[Samuel Dauda @samydauda]

@Wizarab10 Alot of y'all don't really have girl friends these days. You only have a friend that is a girl who fucks you and other men.

[Alan. @humanseatsogs]

@Wizarab10 You still Dey call am your girlfriend 😂😂😂😂😂

[Alan. @humanseatsogs]

@_Somtochi You mean, not wanting to fuck when she wants to? What’s wrong with not being in the mood at that moment?

[Alan. @humanseatsogs]

@AckoladesOla @Evra Oh, we will. If there’s one thing that’s certain to never happen, it’s Evra not ever becoming a Coach as successful as Arteta.

While Arteta goes on to become a legend, kids will only remember Evra for his childishness on twitter. Such a shame.

[Alan. @humanseatsogs]

@jaejae27__ @the_akinola You mean your Dad?

[Alan. @humanseatsogs]

@YesItsBash Una Dey think sha!

[Alan. @humanseatsogs]

@KLeeeyah I will give it to her.

[SPIKE⚡ @SpikeTweets_14]

Arteta in last 6 yrs- 4 Trophies

United in last 9 yrs - 2 trophies

[Alan. @humanseatsogs]

3k for a cheap meal a day is 90k a month, and for a year, is 1,080,000. Add that to whatever else was your normal savings and you might be getting 2million or more in savings at the end of the year, and agree or not, that can start a small business that if run properly, can take you out of poverty forever.

Not eating out can actually do you a lot of good financially.