TedCruzForHumanSenate

As a human male of Texas, Ted Cruz always puts his broodmates first. He pupated in Texas for 47 Earth-years, and knows the issues dear to the cloacas of Texans

[TedCruzForHumanSenate @HumanSenatorTed]

As a human male of Texas, I always put my broodmates first. I pupated in Texas for 47 Earth-years, so I know the issues dear to the cloacas of Texans. If you share my mission please visit https://t.co/TlbamSMnmK and donate at Patreon https://t.co/gvPVlSNaH4 #USA #Murica #humans

[TedCruzForHumanSenate @HumanSenatorTed]

President #Trump won't work with Democrats because his feelings are hurt. He doesn't work with them when his feelings aren't hurt. Where's the news in this one?
#TrumpTantrum

[TedCruzForHumanSenate @HumanSenatorTed]

@ZekeJMiller @PressSec His feelings aren't hurt. He's a big boy, he got a lollipop after the meeting
https://t.co/XQREVBdlMA

[Zeke Miller @ZekeJMiller]

.@PressSec: "The president's feelings weren't hurt. She [Pelosi] accused him of a crime. Let that sink in."

[TedCruzForHumanSenate @HumanSenatorTed]

@ZekeJMiller @PressSec Hm, health Care reform?
https://t.co/bicnrZB8dN

[Zeke Miller @ZekeJMiller]

.@PressSec on Democrats on CNN: "Tell me what significant pieces of legislation they have passed that are going to change the course of this country"

[TedCruzForHumanSenate @HumanSenatorTed]

@danpfeiffer Translation: Party over country
https://t.co/9vGKoqW08G

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

Translated: lots of Republicans think the President is a criminal who should be removed from office but don’t say it out of fear of mean tweets

[TedCruzForHumanSenate @HumanSenatorTed]

@tedcruz No, I'm unfamiliar with this irony you speak of, why do you ask?
https://t.co/Gxu2Xe0J8X

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

This is not OK. Today’s Left: vicious, angry & consumed by hate. Instead of insults & dehumanizing rage, we should return to civility. I disagree w/ Carrey’s politics, but believe we should respect his humanity nonetheless. I wish he could reciprocate. #LoveIsStrongerThanHate

[TedCruzForHumanSenate @HumanSenatorTed]

Watch this, Donald Trump is going to try and executive privilege his son
#Trump #ExecutivePrivilege #senatehearings

[TedCruzForHumanSenate @HumanSenatorTed]

Loved Biden as VP but his polling numbers will drop by 10% before the first debate
#Biden2020 #biden

[TedCruzForHumanSenate @HumanSenatorTed]

Close to my heart. Sri Lanka 🇱🇰

[TedCruzForHumanSenate @HumanSenatorTed]

I apologise for any and all typos today. It was a rapid fire day and I was more focused on reading the #MuellerReport
I'll be more careful with proof reading starting tomorrow.

[TedCruzForHumanSenate @HumanSenatorTed]

@JonHeyman Could have also gone with, "I'm not particularly in the mood for luke warm berders"
https://t.co/Gh0UcG5mVm

[Nathaniel Rakich @baseballot]

This is obviously a pretense by Price, since these visits are usually during baseball season. Price introed Barack Obama at a 2008 rally in FL, so his Dem bona fides are clear.

[TedCruzForHumanSenate @HumanSenatorTed]

@nick_ramsey @chrislhayes Oh, I get it, because he gets stuck on carpets and can't move of his own accord!
https://t.co/camzr75YYy

[TedCruzForHumanSenate @HumanSenatorTed]

@nick_ramsey @chrislhayes Because he sucks?
https://t.co/camzr75YYy

[TedCruzForHumanSenate @HumanSenatorTed]

@salgentile @chrislhayes Fucking life saver he is, I totally messed up my tivo settings. I never would have guessed Fox news was spewing propaganda
https://t.co/LymkaVAntv

[Sal Gentile @salgentile]

thank you, sir, for taking time out of this historic day, on which you’ve been accused of many crimes... to transcribe a segment from cable news

[TedCruzForHumanSenate @HumanSenatorTed]

@awprokop @ezraklein Trump didn't not commit obstruction of Justice
https://t.co/S7PmvWEyLW

[Andrew Prokop @awprokop]

Mueller: I decided not to say whether it was obstruction.

But if it wasn't obstruction, I'd tell you.

And I'm not telling you that.

[TedCruzForHumanSenate @HumanSenatorTed]

@PreetBharara @PressSec You presuppose her job is to inform the press and therefore the public about the goings-on and rationale of the administration. It's been clear from the start her job is to spew pure propaganda and erode faith in the free press.
https://t.co/aG17yadPbz

[Preet Bharara @PreetBharara]

1. @PressSec Sarah Sanders should lose her job today

2. She should have lost it long ago

3. She should never have gotten the job

4. No network should have her on

5. If a network does have her on, she should be made to answer for these lies and “slip of the tongue” BS

[TedCruzForHumanSenate @HumanSenatorTed]

@jpaceDC @maggieNYT Call them what they are. Bumpers on the bowling alley
https://t.co/rLs9dhRVhU

[Julie Pace @JuliePace]

Mueller’s report suggests some Trump advisers served as the guardrails in a White House that often seems to have none. https://t.co/D0WpAuB4E7

[TedCruzForHumanSenate @HumanSenatorTed]

If Barr knew anything about sustaining ratings he would have released the #MuellerReport in three parts.
That was quite the rush, this morning
#BarrCoverUp

[TedCruzForHumanSenate @HumanSenatorTed]

@xor @chrislhayes @AllenHotchkiss Because he had bad lawyers. Good lawyers don't take notes, they certainly don't make tapes
https://t.co/u7nUlvLuIo

[Parker Higgins @xor]

@AllenHotchkiss @chrislhayes lol I forgot that this was how Chris teased it https://t.co/Cx7gIFRwPb

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

The fact that McGahn disobeyed @realDonaldTrump and never executed Trump's order to fire Mueller is irrelevant to the requirements for Obstruction of Justice. You only need to "endeavor" to obstruct justice to commit the crime.

[TedCruzForHumanSenate @HumanSenatorTed]

@ggreenwald He obliterated the theories...by confirming them
https://t.co/eN4LgJLuHs

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

lol