marissa🦵🏼

autistic kid who got in too deep roc + buf + nash

[marissa🦵🏼 @humansmilk]

bring back skinny jeans, bring back men in women’s pants, bring back restorative justice.

[marissa🦵🏼 @humansmilk]

i need to stop talking to boys who wash their hair with mane and tail, it’s becoming a problem.

[marissa🦵🏼 @humansmilk]

some start bands for attention, i’m starting one for those sweet sweet feed the beat bux.

[marissa🦵🏼 @humansmilk]

love canal cigs don’t count.

[marissa🦵🏼 @humansmilk]

unfortunately i wasn’t written by a man or a woman, i was written by larry david.

[marissa🦵🏼 @humansmilk]

i hate washing my hair cuz i always got this bitch in my ear telling me to double poo

[marissa🦵🏼 @humansmilk]

y’all know what, we might have to start using “local” as an insult again.

[marissa🦵🏼 @humansmilk]

if you want to view peterdise simply look around and stewie

[marissa🦵🏼 @humansmilk]

got a “you better wait right there” in the darien lake parking lot. i think it’s tike to go.

[marissa🦵🏼 @humansmilk]

don’t even fucking look at me beneath the milky twilight man

[marissa🦵🏼 @humansmilk]

and one day they’ll write a book about me called, the girl with the wonkavator tattoo.

[marissa🦵🏼 @humansmilk]

bro i want that pilates membership sooo bad

[will o’brien @Willob]

this would fix me

[marissa🦵🏼 @humansmilk]

@Jaycubalan we’re all dyslexic, aren’t we😔

[marissa🦵🏼 @humansmilk]

i got stabbed by an enamel pin in the johnson elevator last week and i think my finger is turning purple and maybe i should just chop it off.

[marissa🦵🏼 @humansmilk]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do, I got banned from Twitter 9 years ago today! #MyXAnniversary

[Achilles Heel @AchillesHeel615]

The return of the Nashville Hardcore Halloween cover show. Stoked to be a part of it.

[marissa🦵🏼 @humansmilk]

hi @SUBWAY, so when are we dropping the footlong cigarette?

[marissa🦵🏼 @humansmilk]

we all have that friend who brings homeless people back from the bar, but what do you do when your roommate starts bringing groups of british people back from the hotel she works at?

[marissa🦵🏼 @humansmilk]

not on goodreads, this any good?

[marissa🦵🏼 @humansmilk]

because why is my little sister texting me about the story so far tour. i’ve taught her so well 🥲