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ok i’m wearing skin-tone fishnets that the video compression ate but you’ll have to trust me it’s cute

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was very excited about one of my favorite dresses fitting me again but then i made a horrifying realization

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100K…..i have nothing to boost except yeah obviously i style it with a belt and cute tights

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thanks everyone for retweeting that tweet and saying i look eleven to seventeen years old, i’m actually in my thirties and i can tell because of how badly i hurt my back doing stair rail slides with my friends after watching jackass 5

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@thevalleyofmimi i’m assembling the perfect man

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@NSFWorld_ FUCK

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when men are like “i contribute to housework” this is what they mean

[Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt]

seems like you’ve got it handled man

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george frederic cope i am sorry for any disrespect but i’ve been sending this as a reaction text to my friends for days

[buried fiber optic cable gf @humanupskirt]

sorry for making two jokes about suicide this week, i washed all my bed sheets and mopped my floor and i’m better now

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@mirthincarnate if i do it multiple times then i get to run around collecting weapons like grand theft auto. then they make a citizen alert about me and i await my challenger…

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going to commit the first “suicide by citizen app” wherein the next time i get a push notification with location data about a man armed with a machete 500 feet away from me i’m going to run directly to that spot like the terminator and call the guy with the machete a Pussy Bitch

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Everyone would still act the same and continue hurting each other

[buried fiber optic cable gf @humanupskirt]

@TGirlCigSlut i can only ever hear it in the cadence of that one guy beatboxing it

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@johnvvariety was listening to “year of the tiger” recently and made myself so sad remembering that they had her lobotomized three years later so she could make social appearances with “the squad”

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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S APOCALYPSE NOW AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DRINKING HEAVILY AND DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, MARTIN SHEEN. I DO EVERY MOVE UNTIL I SMASH MY MIRROR WITH MY BLEEDING FISTS AND COLLAPSE

[buried fiber optic cable gf @humanupskirt]

i’ve been assembling a little list of films that are not necessarily pro-suicide but have a message of “your friends would genuinely be better off without you around”, so far i’ve got Ghost World and Frank but this might also fit

[veronica lodge chart updates @livaldovinos]

13 Reasons Why is one of the few artistic works that’s like pro suicide.

[buried fiber optic cable gf @humanupskirt]

type of shit i get up to exactly one month after one of the most traumatic weeks of my life

["Jester's Privilege" (2027) Dir. Eris Deo @Boglover69]

I let the whole party beat my pet pool boy

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@LavenderRex7705 the outdoor demolition site exploration video in particular is really striking and moving but i also like when the youtuber guy is exploring the mall and says “this is just like the backrooms…..like the backrooms from the tiktok videos…”

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@Boglover69 woof

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damn i love when i hit the point of celibacy that i start occupying a “cheerful eunuch” role around my friends. like ladies i’m so sorry but i can’t find my cell phone, can i check under the pile of seven crisscrossing nude legs you have over here