Andrew Wright

open mic comic’s comic

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@friendofepona Puddle of Muff

[Andrew Wright @humanwright]

@EveryDarkStar1 County Line

[𝔰𝔩𝔦𝔪𝔢 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 🦇 @occultomundi]

mixing mr. pibb and dr. pepper to create 'the philosopher's brew'

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

RFK Jr: [sounding like a fork in a garbage disposal] and that’s when the Worm told me to decapitate the whale

Olivia Nuzzi: [slowly playing with her engagement ring] wow :)

[BBC Archive @BBCArchive]

1975: Is this football’s loudest fan? Nationwide paid a visit to Burscough Athletic in the Cheshire League to meet a 46-year-old fan with a reputation for making himself heard.

[Dave Davies @davedavieskinks]

Never listened to him

[ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE]

@AnarchoCatdad holy shit

[Rudy W. Giuliani @RudyGiuliani]

FAKE%20NEWS%20%26%238211%3B%20Rudy%20Giuliani%20Says%20It%5C%27s%20Fake%20News%20%26%238211%3B%20He%20Made%20No%20Admission%20in%20Georgia%20Election%20Crimes%20Case https://t.co/43Bnzm6xjz #JoeHoft via @JoeHoft

[Andrew Wright @humanwright]

@sherwudforest The Freewheelin’ Conor Oberst

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@sherwudforest Gives me the ick!

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Is anybody else having issues doing their extreme data scraping and system manipulation?

[Andrew Wright @humanwright]

@sherwudforest oh yeah those are immigrants

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@sherwudforest Ears to you!

[Andrew Wright @humanwright]

@Herrojuku In other words, MJ won a championship in 40% of the seasons he played…

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@sherwudforest Yes 4/20 friendly and he would slay on space Tinder

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@sherwudforest What if Yoda is actually 6 feet tall and everyone else is a giant

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WE DID IT ̶J̶O̶E̶- TRAE