tom

xxx barber @ashleyrodgersss 🖤

[tom @humanxgarbage]

Playing laser tag and some little kid who’s on my team looked at me and said “are you gonna call the cops if they kill me?” and I looked that kid right in the eye and said “I don’t call the cops.”

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

You're certainly doing your job today, Mr. Sun.

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@bw_856 Cmon Cy

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@bw_856 Hey man, I turned it on the second DeJean scored that TD and watched the rest of the game

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@bw_856 BH being closed on Thanksgiving crazyyyy

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@bw_856 Chocolate Starfish & The Lonely Heartclub Band

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@bw_856 I even warned Dan before we started that I do be stripping bolts

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Learned how to change my oil today at the age of 32 💪🏻

[Jake (the 80s & 90s never ended in my world) Rudh @JakeRudh]

On this day in 1978, "The Cure" played their first gig.

[Simpsons Daily Gayvins 🌈🗳 @simpsons_DG]

Hey, ain't that Homer on the Japanese channel?

[tom @humanxgarbage]

@bw_856 Wow wow

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@bw_856 Now THAT’S a Gooch rip

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@bw_856 This man’s Gooch simply cannot be contained

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"See you in hell, candy boys!"

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@bw_856 How did you do worse in Art 2 than English? Also why was library a class?

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I NEED a pinky ring

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Rewatching The Sopranos for the third time, on DVD this time, just feels right.

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@bw_856 :-(

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@bw_856 Bro you living in 3024, George Jetson over here

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@bw_856 PlayStations 2 and onward all play DVDs my guy