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student and toilet cleaner by day, tired and hungry by dinner.

[Katsuhiro Harada @Harada_TEKKEN]

I finally made it to WAFFLE HOUSE.

The staff are always friendly, and when I asked if they would sell me a menu, they sold me one for $5.
Next time, I’ll be back at 3 a.m. for fight time.
#WAFFLEHOUSE

[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

On this day 12 years ago, Denise Walker uploaded the "Grapfruit Technique" video to YouTube.

[TOMOART985 (Comms open;Literally out at sea) @Tomoart985]

Found it

[yusuke @juanvenchy]

bought myself a pint of ice cream and a brownie this is what dreams are made of

[Juno ࣪𖤐 trying to be more active era @jentlejuno]

how it feels saying "I ate it" when someone is asking for something they lost

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

in october 2021 i had such a transcendently good piece of pumpkin pie w/ a dense texture. i got obsessed with trying to recreate it every fall for the next three years. anyway, i finally nailed it. here's the recipe–pumpkin pie with orange zest and cardamom whipped cream

[KeriA @KeriA1776again]

Look for the four sisters.

[MastaMunsta @MunstaMasta]

Good morning

[Miguel @thatdaffyduck]

One of Mr. Lawrence's greatest contribution to comedy (I'm being 100% serious). So many hilarious Iine reads from him across SpongeBob

[mariii :d @cIoudrona]

not a tiktok but this is killing me

[Yaz @Hodsband]

This is genuinely like the best tiktok oat, I'm yet to see another video top it in how funny it is

[𝒮𝒶𝑔𝑒 𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝐻𝑒𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓃🔜Sonic Expo ATL @SageTheRag3]

ask and ye shall receive

[yoxic @yoxics]

Speed tried impressing his girlfriend by doing a backflip but accidentally hit the desk 😭