Tokyo Rose

[Tokyo Rose @humble_pickle]

Arm's length is my favorite distance.

[Tokyo Rose @humble_pickle]

Still trying to figure out how to elevate my feet and soak them at the same time. I need to date an engineer.

[Tokyo Rose @humble_pickle]

@jack Censor POTUS more.

[Tokyo Rose @humble_pickle]

Laying on a skinny dude's chest is like eating nachos without cheese

[Tokyo Rose @humble_pickle]

Posting a video of you smoking weed is slightly more annoying than your avi holding up your middle finger. Congratulations, you're in 8th grade.

[Tokyo Rose @humble_pickle]

@CrazyAF_ButCute Well shit

[Tokyo Rose @humble_pickle]

@CrazyAF_ButCute I did it for you😂

[Tokyo Rose @humble_pickle]

@addy_maybe Maybe they block you because you negative presence

[Tokyo Rose @humble_pickle]

Already talking myself out of the errands I need to run tomorrow

[ᏚᎢᎬᎬᏞ ™ @TheWidowmakerX]

If someone is constantly asking if you're cheating on them, it's almost a given they are

[Tokyo Rose @humble_pickle]

He broke me, wore me down.
I give up.
It's over now.

[Tokyo Rose @humble_pickle]

I'd be careful if I was you.
He'll steal your heart...but he'll never confess or offer a refund

[Tokyo Rose @humble_pickle]

@hamada20nabil Absolute destruction

[Tokyo Rose @humble_pickle]

Can you imagine falling in love with someone so weird and gross that you figure they could mostly likely love you back but they reject you and leave you wondering what the fuck is wrong with you? Hello and welcome to my Ted Talk.

[GlitterDemon 🏳️‍🌈💖💜💙 @anoticingsenpa1]

unicorns are weaponized horses

[Tokyo Rose @humble_pickle]

Don't forget to tell her how pretty her butthole is, you fucking attention whore.

[Johnny Castle @BlueDream_2008]

Half the lunatics on Twitter are here because we are experts in heartache and fucking up our lives.

[៚ @sisterstrust]

Too late life, don't want him
BACK .

[Destry @DestryBrod]

I'm playing the game " did this dude escape a renaissance fair or is it laundry day?" today.