Taylor Foley

My life consists of bruising, scratching, stubbing, burning, bumping, dropping, tripping, and other various clumsy activities. A daily dose of humility.

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Tried to defend myself from being tickled. Hit my shin on the chair. #madfluryofkicking #dontouchme #tickle #bruised

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Covered my nose when I sneezed in class. Cut my face with my nail. #somuchforbeingpolite #ouch

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Completely sober at a party. Still manage to slam my entire arm in the door. #dontneedalcoholtobeclumsy #humblestumble

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Tried to move the microwave to so I could cook dinner. Dropped it on my pinkie. #ireallywantedhotdogs #humblestumbler

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Saved my laptop from falling and smashing on the floor. Seriously bruised my thumb doing so. #dejavu #whatiswrongwithme #humblestumble

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Saved a mug from falling and smashing on the floor. Seriously bruised my wrist doing so. #worthitnotworthit #humblestumble

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Ready to seize Monday Morning. Slammed my foot in the screen door. #greatstart @humblestumble

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Trying to be domestic and help my boyfriend hang curtains. Pinched my finger in the curtain rod. #ouch #humblestumble

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Pet a kitten, but it scratched me. Right on top of the finger I already hat a cut on. #doublebloody #humblestumble

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Talking with Italian gusto. Whacked my hand on the corner of a bookcase.#bruisedthumb #humblestumble

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Cutting potatoes with finger on the blade to balance. Picked up and pushed down on the wrong side. #bloodyfinger #humblestumble

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Finished cooking a delicious meal. Dropped the entire plate on the ground. #humblestumble