Pisstopher Columbust

find my new band Weinerpenis on spotify

[Pisstopher Columbust @humblebees8084]

"it wouldn't make sense" https://t.co/UjGS0otaH5

[Pisstopher Columbust @humblebees8084]

@that1dudecolton @Penguin4456_ well, Link's awakening looked good

[Pisstopher Columbust @humblebees8084]

@chainsawroll cause its ugly, visually noisy, and overdesigned

[Pisstopher Columbust @humblebees8084]

@WhatsYourGame3 @Xingu1arity_ shiek is refered to as a man multiple times in-game. the only reason to see him as anything else is your own pre-conceived bias about modern gender politics.

[Pisstopher Columbust @humblebees8084]

gamers can suspend their disbelief enough to believe an entire dungeon fits inside of a 40 foot long fish, but zelda transforming into a man is a bridge too far

[Pisstopher Columbust @humblebees8084]

@0L1_B the one on the left looks like she bites people

[AK @Akfamilyhome]

Wow! If you look closely, you'll notice they've kept and updated the original Mario easter egg in the Ocarina of Time remake

[Pisstopher Columbust @humblebees8084]

@MeltingSnowBro zelda looks like she knows how to open bottles with her forehead

[Pisstopher Columbust @humblebees8084]

@WhatsYourGame3 @Xingu1arity_ person with the ability to magically change their entire appearance somehow not allowed to change their gender

[Stephe | FF7R2 MOD COMMS OPEN @Stepheroth25]

Less is more.

[Pisstopher Columbust @humblebees8084]

@SaucePub if grass is green, its wet. that tunic would be a moldy soggy mess after two days

[Pisstopher Columbust @humblebees8084]

@MBTYuGiOh a curse upon you for making me read the word "whovian" in 2026 ano domini

[Pisstopher Columbust @humblebees8084]

@bstpussydisordr nice try fed. you're gonna have to donate me an ar with no serial number, then we'll talk

[Pisstopher Columbust @humblebees8084]

@socpens press alt fire to drop it for your pocket medic ❤️

[Pisstopher Columbust @humblebees8084]

@lesbiangaster she would have loved touhou 😔😞

[Pisstopher Columbust @humblebees8084]

@CactusFuturist GRAV SLOP INFERIORITY

[Pisstopher Columbust @humblebees8084]

@schizothotep yoooooo im still not buyin that

[Pisstopher Columbust @humblebees8084]

@NYPDnews "these dangerous weapons have no place in our city" then why do your officers have guns?

[Pisstopher Columbust @humblebees8084]

@D3MSHIZA only half of them 😔

[Pisstopher Columbust @humblebees8084]

@Lorgarwasright2 i see we're reheating the "tau find a dreadnought" nachos once again

[Pisstopher Columbust @humblebees8084]

@Pharaohmone you could buy these on etsy in 2018