chrissie 🐝🦃🍌🐌

i have three wives - sharon horgan, hunter schafer, and hayley pearson (a total unknown australian influencer?) // living on antipsychotics and energy drinks

[chrissie 🐝🦃🍌🐌 @humbleplumble]

hi, i’m chrissie 🐙🪴🪸
- 25 / aus / ⚢
- sabrina carpenter/ethel cain/maya hawke
- babysitters club enthusiast
- writer - FUCK AI
- hayley and max in the morning!
- ✨ psych issues ✨
- hunter schafer’s unofficial wife
- autistic-bipolar-ocd-schitzo-depression combo

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

I’m just gonna keep adding to this every time he wears a new beret

[chrissie 🐝🦃🍌🐌 @humbleplumble]

most depressing example of the world losing its whimsy… wow woolworths wow…

[chrissie 🐝🦃🍌🐌 @humbleplumble]

rip game of thrones…

[Pubity @pubity]

The UK is banning any content that depicts explicit intimate acts between step-siblings or step-related family members, even if it's fictional and just part of the plot.

[chrissie 🐝🦃🍌🐌 @humbleplumble]

and take a photo with us, even though she was with her friend, and that was the same tour stop she was known to be a bit unwell - it touched our hearts - the pure authenticity - especially considering i had just made it through a bad psychotic episode - chappell should take notes

[chrissie 🐝🦃🍌🐌 @humbleplumble]

a couple of years back my family and i flew to sydney to see ethel cain, by some crazy coincidence we happened to be staying in the same hotel and at one point we shared a lift, my sister - who is actually brave, told her how much she meant to us and she took a moment to hug us—

[chrissie 🐝🦃🍌🐌 @humbleplumble]

he’s just a little guy…our world is rough enough, his only crime is odd hair!

[Melly @MocaIsSoLoca]

all this build up to reveal the ugliest creature known to man

[chrissie 🐝🦃🍌🐌 @humbleplumble]

just did something unorthodox but kind and i feel like i’ve broken a rule and i have to say it somewhere so here it goes onto my silly little twitter i’m normally way too self conscious to post on…😅😅

[chrissie 🐝🦃🍌🐌 @humbleplumble]

@zoerosebryant i ordered like almost immediately (bc as an aspiring queer 20-something author myself i knew straight out that i had to a) read the beauty and b) support the creative grind 🥰)

[chrissie 🐝🦃🍌🐌 @humbleplumble]

she’s here all the way in adelaide, australia and she’s so beautiful (i’m gonna cosy up and read her surrounded by my dorky ragdoll collection just like nature intended!) @zoerosebryant

[chrissie 🐝🦃🍌🐌 @humbleplumble]

@zoerosebryant i’ve been following your journey for ages now all the way from australia & you really do give a strange little lesbian wannabe author a lot of hope - as someone with super bad mental health who writes to escape - seeing you thrive, overcome & blossom into a goddess warms my soul

[chrissie 🐝🦃🍌🐌 @humbleplumble]

as an em dash addicted actual human writer with a soul (who fucking hates ai more than anything ever…) it honestly pains me how guilty i feel every time i write one…

[Danai Christopoulou | VILE LADY VILLAINS out NOW @Danaiwrites]

Friends, readers, fellow bookworms, I can’t believe I have to say this but:

Using em dashes in your book is not an indication of AI.
Using em dashes in your book is not an indication of AI.
Using em dashes in your book is not an indication of AI.

[chrissie 🐝🦃🍌🐌 @humbleplumble]

@viralcosmos wait i expected the og post to have like at least 1k…needs to blow up asap she is a god of the sketchbook (or the pixelated screen…perhaps?)

[chrissie 🐝🦃🍌🐌 @humbleplumble]

@zoerosebryant @femmenart yayayayayya! and now the obligatory question - do you know if the paperback will ship to australia?

[chrissie 🐝🦃🍌🐌 @humbleplumble]

ngl i constantly keep checking twitter just to see if @zoerosebryant posts any updates about her novel like it’s the one thing fuelling my soul atm!

[Steve B @75ThunderRoad]

Three years ago, when my daughter had become consumed by anxiety, her mobile phone was a lifeline for her at school.

She was in a mental health crisis.

In school, at breaktime and lunchtime (not during lessons), she would sometimes use her phone to message me or her mum.

1/

[chrissie 🐝🦃🍌🐌 @humbleplumble]

@zoerosebryant @kaitlyn_film wait wait wait what?? you’re writing A BOOK?

[chrissie 🐝🦃🍌🐌 @humbleplumble]

i’ll never understand the whole concept of ‘ai makes things easier’ like let’s be real this latest ios has somehow managed to make TAKING A SCREENSHOT harder?

[ʚ bambi ɞ @cellophanebee]

sex is sacred and i will never let anyone inside of me who has violated the sanctity of creation by using genAI

[chrissie 🐝🦃🍌🐌 @humbleplumble]

ngl i thought he was like 50+ when i was in the fifth grade or smth?

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Happy 45th birthday to the talented Pitbull.

[chrissie 🐝🦃🍌🐌 @humbleplumble]

had the most vivid dream last night that hunter schafer, bob odenkirk, and i single-handedly destroyed the entire ai industry and we did it by frying an egg on the sidewalk in the middle of an australian summer heatwave?