Ummulkhayr

[zuka @feran_x]

I like work gan make I no lie

[Teminator @duchesskk]

I thought being a sister was my highest calling until I became an aunty. what a joy, what a privilege.

[IyanuOluwa of Le Cordon Bleu @bossladycookist]

Unfaithful partners: may we never know them; may we never be with them; may we never be them!

[adú @7ai4du]

ppl need to know that you can remain physically faithful and still be disloyal in a hundred quieter ways

[Zeez, b💅🏾 @Mi_heart_duh]

The way everyone is shaming pads but they are not talking about the risks of infection that comes with every other penetrative option they give

Why can’t we just have good pads?

[sir frankie @developeraspire]

i have to be excellent at my job, man.

it’s be bare minimum.

pure unadulterated excellency, in every aspect.

and I will get there. one step at a time.

[The Cake Chancery @TheCakeChancery]

Bless this beauty with 300 retweets for me please 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[Bella Hadidn’t @SkinwithLolami]

May God meet me in the places I don’t have the words to name. In the quiet moments when my mind is restless and my heart is tired, may He give me peace that doesn’t depend on having all the answers. And when I cannot see what lies ahead, remind me that I am still being guided.

[seth @inkaseth]

The lilies are not naked, the sparrows are not unprotected. You are not unloved and you will never be alone.

[2.2 ✨ @_drgoofball]

"she threw shades at people" and the shade is " 25 and engaged and you?". You people are dense man. Too dense it's sad.

[Oyinkansola @oyinkanbadejo]

and suddenly, I’m a woman with her own apartment to keep alive, supplies to buy, work to do, portfolio to check, career to build, parents to call, plants to keep alive, body to take care of, and figuring it out

[ャ @oyayiguagram]

Went to buy Dangote salt today and they asked me to pay

[Ummulkhayr @humeeh]

@sojiJr Tega from Breet

[Lamy✧ @lamide_aa]

None of these rules matter btw. A huge chunk of dating being successful is just (real) mutual likeness

[amore @amoreterical]

twitter men are honestly all insane. i promise you a man active on twitter is not the love of your life.

[Hahnbee Lee @hahnbeelee]

my hobbies include seeing someone in slack with headphones next to their name and finding the other person they're huddling with. 🎧

[Abeni @dameey_]

It’s the little things for me. If I ask you how you are and you don’t ask me back, I notice. It genuinely doesn’t sit well with me.

[Séshey💐 @Sesheyon06]

“oh to be loved”

gbènu òshi sóun!

[Ummulkhayr @humeeh]

@_pellyA Hellooooo??????

[tobi⁷⁷ @tobiiswago]

good morninggg. i hope today is kind to me because i’m actually not in the mood for character development.