Steven Humes

If you're watching cable news you're being entertained not informed... thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

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We would all be so lucky to spend a glorious sunny day relaxing comfortably on the cool grass with our favorite folks on the last day of our life.
2006-2021 💔

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@RonFilipkowski @digby56 Thank god! I'm paying out the ears for property insurance but my elected officials are tackling the problems that REALLY matter

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@modernxstasy Can the heat be the second South Florida team to eliminate a Boston team? Would make up for years of torture at the hands of the Patriots 😂

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@jupitersembrace @anusbending The church of satan is really just separation of church and state enthusiasts. They're mostly atheists throwing shade on evangelicals by worshipping Satan to ruffle feathers. Their goal is just a secular society.

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@CuzinBey "That got called back because it was a personal foul. You can't advance the ball without tipping your servers"

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@LOLGOP

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@BillyWayneDavis Of course the rich want the poor fighting against each other in both parties. Divide and conquer... I thought you knew how this game is played? 🤔

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@alqueerian

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@asimplebrownbag @LOLGOP The lack of typos was a clear red flag 😉

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@_kaiyote_ Are you PLANning on this TAINT of a joke again? 😂🤣😂

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@RachelBitecofer Or we're just in it for the Ham pictures 🤷

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@RachelBitecofer Ranked choice shootout!

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@AmyShiraTeitel @DJSnM I wish you luck, Amy, because you're an incredible communicator and creator. I had you pigeonholed as a space person and then you blew my mind with daylight savings video 🤯😲😁

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@alqueerian I've never even considered if you've acquired an English accent living there? Have you? I'm American can't do English accent well but I can do a pretty decent Scottish accent. My Irish accent (my personal fav) is decent

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@CuzinBey Youtube is a top!? 🫣😜😂🤣😂

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@BeschlossDC @ChrisMurphyCT I don't understand the #regan hashtag? Can anyone explain in the mentions? A quick Twitter search is mostly people misspelling Reagan 🤣😂

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@CuzinBey

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@modernxstasy What'd you go with?

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@WWarped Nah. Just make the same tweet for every day of 2022 and then delete all the wrong tweets when she kicks it

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@Laurie_Garrett I have to say this is quite out of character for you 🤔🫤

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