Humphrey Jeremia Mahamba

Lawyer.
Cars Enthusiasts.
Researcher.
Entrepreneur.
HMEO.

[Humphrey Jeremia Mahamba @humjery]

"Kila siku ninapoamka na kuaianza siku mpya,
Nashukuru Mola kwa kunilinda, Nafasi nyengine Nimepewa"

GOOD MORNING

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Kubwa kuliko ni kwamba ukiondolewa kinguvu bila Taarifa ukapoteza vitu vyako (mali zako zikashikiliwa/zikazuiliwa) au vikaharibika, HAKUNA FIDIA HATA THUMNI UTALIPWA. Cha kufanya ni hivi kabla ya IBILISI HAJAMPANDA KICHWANI Landlord we hama au lipa kodi mapema uepuke usumbufu tu.

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JE! WAJUA KUWA MPANGAJI UKIKAZA FUVU, HUTAKI KUHAMA KWENYE PANGO UNAWEZA JIKUTA HATIANI KWA KOSA LA UVAMIZI??

Najua unashanga na kujiuliza 'mimi mpangaji nakuaje mvamizi tena? Au ndugu mwanasheria kashakula mlungula kwa faza house na madalali pasua kichwa.

SHUKA NAYO ✍️👇

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Si uliwahi kusikia sheria ni msumeno eeh? sasa hapa ndo inakuwa Chainsaw kabisa hapo ndipo Sheria nayo inakugeuka, haina huruma nawe tena, utaondolewa kinguvu, huna haki ya kupewa hata Notisi wala Taarifa ya kuondoka.
Kubwa kuliko ni kwamba ukiondolewa kinguvu bila Taarifa...👇👇

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UTARATIBU MZURI WA KISHERIA WA KUNUNUA ARDHI KUEPUKA MIGOGORO NA UTAPELI.

Leo Nawapa ELIMU na USHAURI wa KISHERIA BUREEE 👇👇👇👇👇

THREAD.... 👇👇👇👇

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Learn to Accept your FLAWS. Don’t forget to EMBRACE them too.

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MFALME - Mwana FA 🎼🎵🎶

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Wew ni Twitter area gani
1. Twitter maswali
2. Twitter Uzi
3. Twitter mapicha
4. Twitter Mamuvi/Muziki
5. Twitter Kujiongelesha (kama mimi😂)
6. Twitter Ngono
7. Twitter Mapenzi (kama @DejohB na @lindiweyuston07 )
8. Twitter Kachumbari (popote wapo @Novaty_ @Adrian__V_ @lonka__ )

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Una NDINGA na huijui hii?

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I applied at a job. I didn't get the offer.
why would I show up Monday morning?

Tweet is not about the job. 🤣

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Me at saa 9 ya usiku: Hivi nzi wanaendaga wapi ikifika usiku?

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Unanipigia af huongei? Yo welcome to the breathing competition

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Tafuta hela tajiri hapandishi mashetani

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My future kids, mama enu bado ananiita Best friend. We mwache tu 🤨

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Mimi ndo yule mwana ambaye niko radhi nipitilize kituo nikiwa nasafiri na daladala mpk ule wimbo ninaoupenda uishe ndo nashuka. 🤦‍♂️

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Kuna pahala nimepita nimesikia wanashauriana.
"Boyfriend ni yule mwenye gari. Hao wengine ni marafiki wa kiume tu."😅

Ila hii Gender 🙌

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Aim is to be rich, not looking rich

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Hey! It wasn't easy to be here and alive.
Happy Birthday to Me.

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@berryk_outfits Nimepitia uzi huu nimegundua wabongo hatuna utaratibu wa kuhoji na kujijuza zaidi juu ya elimu ya fedha especially bank accounts. Yaani wkt unafungua account customer service wanakujuza kila kituu. Ila huwaga tuko busy na kuchukuwa kadi ya ATM tu ikavimbishe wallet.

TUJIELIMISHE

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@goligani Hapo shida yenu ni shule tu mlikuwa mnakula chaki wakati wenzenu wanasoma Tense na Grammar. Hayo maneno yote yako sawa kimuundo na mpangilio, na yote yana mantiki inayofanana tofauti yake ni ufafanuzi tu wa kimuktadha (Semantically contextual elaborations) 😅😅😅 njooni mniuwe