Funny Man

would you like to hear some funny things??

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fuck the past i don't live there anymore

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When I care about someone, I really care.

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Retweet if you this read wrong.

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things that keep me up at night: -wanting things-worrying-anticipation-expectations-too hot-too cold-planning-tomorrows outfit -you

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F is for vodkaU is for vodkaN is for vodka

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it's really nice when someone just asks u how your day was or whatever like its just nice knowing that someone actually cares enough to ask

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DO YOU EVER JUST GET JEALOUS SO EASILY LIKE NO THAT PERSON IS MINE DON'T BREATHE AROUND THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU

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it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair

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i feel so dumb and embarrassed after expressing any emotion

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at 12:00 am on january 1st I better have either another person or a bottle of vodka on my lips

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99% sure my soulmate is a piece of pizza

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me: mom, I need moneymom: what? did you spend those two dollars i gave you in 2003 already?

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me: i won't get jealousme: who the fuck is that whore

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i've been ready for christmas ever since december 26th

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my mom blames EVERYTHING on my https://t.co/AcSWNcKqe1 failing? cuz that phone. you tired?always on that phone. oh you hungry?cuz that damn phone!!

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me: let's start this homework...*four hours later*me: let's start this homework..

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sometimes I will just get annoyed with people randomly.. like I don't even have a real reason but their presence just bothers me

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seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. awesome.

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If you abuse a dog you are literally the lowest of the low because they will always come back, and try to make you love them it's so sad