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You think I jest but Call The Midwife has an episode that defends incest between brother and sister as the most beautiful and pure love in existence

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I think the Catholic school master I know is less Catholic than my Eastern European boss

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The level of hate cleaning personnel can feel for a person who doesn’t leave the office on time is something to behold.

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My neighbor came by to ask if I could help her kill a pigeon that had been hit by a car. Friends help friends kill pigeons?

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Last night I dreamt that I had committed several murders and when I woke up my first thought was “Ha! Try to catch me now, cops!”

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Two guys at work had an all out screaming match over who ate all the chicken nuggets the previous day. The only other people present were me and their boss who has gotten physically ill from stress and only just came back from sick leave.

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@thatdangdingus

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Its so difficult to adopt a pet in Denmark that I know several people who just gave up and chose to buy one instead.

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Why are everybody in my life suddenly called Nico!??!?

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Its fine, no, GREAT to love stupid things, especially if you acknowledge that it’s stupid. Then people can’t give you a reason not to like it.
“But it’s garbage!?”
“I know, but it’s my garbage <3”

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Bosses always assume their employees talk to each other first so if you complain they assume the person is being super difficult.

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A friend of mine is really worried that he got one of his colleagues fired because he complained to their boss about him smoking in a company car. Lesson: talk to the person first before going straight to the boss if you don’t want them to get in trouble.

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@AAAAAGGHHHH

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I work at one of those “buy in bulk” grocery stores. When food hits the expiring date they have to throw it out but that doesn’t mean it has gone bad. What I’m trying to say is that I now have a bucket of taco sauce.

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I’ve often joked that the English name their towns things like Pippelypop and then I noticed a train that stopped in Poppington. Stop being so predictable, England!

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Today I had to explain to a security guard that I was at my workplace at an ungodly hour because I wanted to get my soda bottle before someone else took it during the weekend. Not sure if he believed me.

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Why I’ll never amount to much: Sees that I got an email “Oh god I can’t deal with a social interaction that has any sort of consequences right now. I’ll look at it in two days”

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Why does people draw Snufkin with a tail? I don’t think I’ve ever seen him with one in Jansson’s art but I assume she must have drawn it at some point?

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Two types of people that should not be trusted:
1 People who are mean to waiters.
2 People who don’t move out of the way for cleaners so they can do their job.

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My housemate started watching Glee and the kids are all dicks? There’s literally not a single kid I like on that show. Some of the teachers are good fun though.