Funny Things

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I don't wanna go to school. I wanna go to concerts.

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My girlfriend wanted a serious relationship. Now we don't smile at each other.

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i really need a day between saturday and sunday

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I can never open a snapchat that's a video if people are around, I don't trust my friends at all....

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Girls are 17 looking 23, You can never tell their age nowadays. Bitch smile real quick, lemme check for baby teeth.

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No one appreciates how sassy this whale emoji is

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send ur bf booty pics before u go to sleep then watch u wake up to a 5 paragraph goodmorning text in MLA format

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why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo

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names are fuckin weird, like your parents just choose a sound that identifies who you are as a human being for the rest of your life

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I sing too much for someone who can't sing.

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winter break needs to slow down.

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Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad.

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my computer screen is brighter than my future

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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

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if i ever tell u that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china

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How to play flappy bird: 1. tap2. lose 200 times in a row3. yell4. throw phone across room5. cry

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I don't really forgive people I just pretend like it's okay and wait for my opportunity to destroy them.

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The best part about not wearing pants is everything.