THE Chipotle Adobo

Delta Chi - Charlotte Chapter

Living life one day at a time is difficult when you have to request two weeks off in advance

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Knowing your job pays off. Knowing people pays off. But nothing beats a strong work ethic, any day of the week.

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Confession time: I have a separate profile on Netflix from my gf just so I can watch ahead on our shows and “predict” what’s gonna happen….

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I didn't realize how dumb my coworkers were until they told me they were using ivermectin to prevent covid......

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Clean as you go is lost on this new generation of cooks

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I've been giving too much of my energy away recently

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It's funny how we forget that an idle sentence we forget 2 minutes after it's made can have so much impact on someone

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A month ago I gave a 19 yo a passing thought. He's a good guy but sometimes looked like he felt out of place. So I said "dude, you should start enjoying small talk. The talk that only fills space, meaningless words" and he told me that it helped him get over his social anxiety 😭

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Still can't get over people saying that the straw hat crew is complete. Luffy said he wanted "10 crewmates" which means they're still going to add one more person atleast.

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There's a racing group at my hotel and I posted some pictures of a stricker and a couple Ferrari's and some porchses and such and some said "are you at a race??" and I was like "nah, I'm at work" 😂😂

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@Jacobsutton Whaddup

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Crunchyroll adding law of Ueki literally made my entire year better 😭

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My bumble is basically me matching with the same 6 people and then them deleting bumble over and over again until one of us dies.

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My final for this class is a 10 page self reflection and it's honestly kinda difficult because I don't know how to say "it is what it is" that many different ways

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So close to the end of the semester, can someone come light a fire under my ass so I can finish it off?

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If there's anything I've learned recently, it's that women HATE getting friend zoned. I mean, common Sydney, you're a vegan. It would just never work between us.

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I've been avoiding a research paper for 2 weeks until today because it's due at midnight. Started my reasearch at 5pm and at 10:30pm realized I had written 15 pages when I was only supposed to do 8... About to add "performs well under pressure" to my resume.

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@ncwhm We got you covered in Raleigh, NC.

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@slickvilled

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Awwwwww #AttackonTitan got so cute! Eren and Mikasa finally kiss ❤️❤️

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Hey @VancityReynolds, just let me know when I can interview with you.