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Everyone deserves to be looked at the way leonardo dicaprio looks at his cookie

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What will you do if war starts?

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What will you do if war starts?

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Nobody:
Lele Pons and Liza Koshy trying to be funny:

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Hehe

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my heart is hurting for the people of Parkland. It was a gun and a sick human that claimed the life of innocents. RIP💞👼🏼

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my heart is hurting for the people of Parkland. It was a gun and a sick human that claimed the life of innocents. RIP💞👼🏼

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right saying the the right day

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bad teachers in a tweet

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me trying to solve a problem

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when your milk has a valentines day date and you can’t relate

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"so what do you like to do for fun?"

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For those not getting the V or the D today

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when they reply in seconds vs when they reply within hours

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I'M DEAD

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I could eat this all day

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Dog: every time I bark at the doorbell everyone gets mad at me
Dog to dog: but what if this time it's a murderer

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me when i'm texting somebody in bed and they don't reply within 5 seconds

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NYC Planetarium and chill?

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"Are u collecting the homework from last night ?"

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"wanna hang out??"

Nah I'm busy