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[Laphingwala @humorosaurus]

(Credit to my mother) Going to Jantar mantar tomorrow to distribute WATER and FOOD to the protesting students or anyone in need. I can use extra pair of hands because it would be too much to do alone. PLEASE HMU if you're free tomorrow.
You can also contribute monetarily (DM)

[Laphingwala @humorosaurus]

@dietciggaretee Yes

[Laphingwala @humorosaurus]

Atp modi would rather go back to his estranged wife than remove Dharmendra Pradhan

[Delhi Metro Rail Corporation @OfficialDMRC]

Service Update

Below mentioned Metro stations will be closed from 07:30 AM tomorrow (24th July, 2026) till further instructions. However, Interchange facility shall remain available at Rajiv Chowk, Mandi House and Central Secretariat.

1. Lok Kalyan Marg
2. Rajiv Chowk
3. Patel Chowk
4. Ramakrishna Ashram Marg
5. Barakhambha Road
6. Supreme Court
7. Seva Teerth
8. Janpath
9. Mandi House
10. Central Secretariat
11. ITO
12. Delhi Gate
13. Indraprastha
14. Khan Market
15. Jor Bagh
16. Shivaji Stadium
17. Jhandewalan

[Laphingwala @humorosaurus]

@sri_fie I read che and was like damn kids these days know about che😭

[Laphingwala @humorosaurus]

@charasdoshi Yeh mea wala nahi hai😭

[Laphingwala @humorosaurus]

@bhangarkarwai @Highonchurma Tabhi toh yeh reply diya. warna majaal real wale ko bina gaali ke chhodta

[Laphingwala @humorosaurus]

@narendramodi He is slow even in 2x dawg

[Laphingwala @humorosaurus]

@snufflessxx There was no news about jln getting shut?

[Laphingwala @humorosaurus]

@cancel_orange2 Favourite lot

[Laphingwala @humorosaurus]

@Joydas Also the transportation apps should have a price cap. Metro kya band hua, inhone lootna shuru kar diya

[poorvii @mazaakthayaar]

one problem at jantar mantar is-
people are sending food, parcels, water, everything for the protestors, but most of it is not even reaching the actual protestors.

outside people from nearby offices or just outsiders in general keep coming and taking the food offered.

[Laphingwala @humorosaurus]

@ultrapromax100 Y'all gotta draw the line somewhere man. Make fun, laugh at them, ask them questions about their morality but this is harassment.
And yes, even without the unnecessary sad bg, this is sad

[Laphingwala @humorosaurus]

@sudharjaaish @OfficialDMRC Lic office wale lic office nahi ja payenge, baap jaake kya karte

[Pratayksh Mishra @PrataykshMishr]

@Highonchurma BJP Exposed 🔥🔥

#NarendraModi #CJPMovement Abhijeet Dipke #IStandWithModiji #JantarMantar #SachinTendulkar

[Gurpriya @GurpriyaSidhu]

faiz: hum dekhenge
samdhish: cameraperson parth, dekhaiye

[Laphingwala @humorosaurus]

How dhritrashtra was moving after the kurukshetra war began

[Dr. Murli Manohar Joshi @DrMurliManohar_]

It is painful to see young students from different parts of the country assembled for days on the streets of New Delhi. Their anxieties and concerns regarding the examination system are genuine and must be handled with empathy and a desire to find a lasting solution. I fervently hope that this is not treated merely as a law-and-order issue to be tackled through the use of force. It is very painful to see that even young girls were brutally mishandled.
Such use of force shall alienate large sections of Indian society from the national goal of Viksit Bharat.

यह देखना अत्यन्त पीड़ादायक है कि देश के विभिन्न भागों से आए युवा छात्र कई दिनों से नई दिल्ली की सड़कों पर एकत्रित हैं। उनकी चिंताएँ और सरोकार वास्तविक हैं। इन्हें सहानुभूति तथा दूरगामी समाधान की दृष्टि से हल किया जाना चाहिए। मुझे पूरी आशा है कि इसे केवल कानूनी और व्यवस्था की समस्या के रूप में नहीं देखा जाएगा जिससे बलपूर्वक निपटा जाये। मुझे य़ह देखकर अत्यन्त पीड़ा हुई है कि महिलाओं और युवतियों पर निर्मम बल प्रयोग किया गया।
ऐसे बल के उपयोग से भारतीय समाज का बड़ा हिस्सा विकसित भारत के लक्ष्य से बहुत दूर चला जाएगा।

[Laphingwala @humorosaurus]

@buffchillistan Exactly. Quite a few hiding amongst the protestors.

[Laphingwala @humorosaurus]

@ghazalaurkitaab Bachpan mein dil lag gaya tha, kaafi wajaho se, ab pehle pyaar ki tarah dil ke ek kone mein phase huye hai

[Laphingwala @humorosaurus]

@ghazalaurkitaab Censor board ne atka rakhi hai china hate ke chakkar mein