Taufiq Dilpasand Biryani

Laphingwala's personal dump

[Taufiq Dilpasand Biryani @humorosaurus23]

@undrwtrepiphany Precisely

[Taufiq Dilpasand Biryani @humorosaurus23]

Spent an hour here. Standing above everyone else made me feel like I'm the metro god or something

[Taufiq Dilpasand Biryani @humorosaurus23]

Mere gharwalo ne pehli mulaqaat mein kisi ko khane pe bula liya kal aur woh aunty bhi aaj hi aane ko tayaar ho gayi. Ab do ghanta kahi bahar jaana padega. Sunday ko bhi sukoon nahi hai

[Taufiq Dilpasand Biryani @humorosaurus23]

@nainparii Haan ussi ka mai update dekhna chah raha tha

[Taufiq Dilpasand Biryani @humorosaurus23]

Arey bhai wtf

[Taufiq Dilpasand Biryani @humorosaurus23]

@CocaineSamosa Waah samosa tum mere dil ke andar ho

[Taufiq Dilpasand Biryani @humorosaurus23]

Mere gharwalo ne pehli mulaqaat mein kisi ko khane pe bula liya kal aur woh aunty bhi aaj hi aane ko tayaar ho gayi. Ab do ghanta kahi bahar jaana padega. Sunday ko bhi sukoon nahi hai

[Taufiq Dilpasand Biryani @humorosaurus23]

@m3rcurialm3ss Idk. Mandir ka search Kiya toh yeh aaya

[Taufiq Dilpasand Biryani @humorosaurus23]

@areyyaarnia Maharashtra sadan

[Taufiq Dilpasand Biryani @humorosaurus23]

@rike_mosss Tweet hi kardo seedha

[Taufiq Dilpasand Biryani @humorosaurus23]

@G_MonkeyBaat Unko bas katrina ka stand lene ka bahana chahiye tha

[✰ @hoesluvvjason]

mastered how to be alone, it's the horny part that's cookin me.

[Taufiq Dilpasand Biryani @humorosaurus23]

@PrayRona_ If we take the implantation time out, they both are new years eve celebration babies

[Taufiq Dilpasand Biryani @humorosaurus23]

@daImakhni I skipped that movie

[Taufiq Dilpasand Biryani @humorosaurus23]

@schrodingersgrl 3

[Taufiq Dilpasand Biryani @humorosaurus23]

@summoned1502_ Oomf dhumrapan sehat ke liye hanikarak hai

[Taufiq Dilpasand Biryani @humorosaurus23]

@gibberishhh_ They love a nice threesome

[jax @137JX]

Are you jerking off because ur horny or is it because you want to feel something other than depression?

[Taufiq Dilpasand Biryani @humorosaurus23]

@muttonbiryoni Par mai toh ghar mein hu nahi aur aapko ghar pe koi jaanta nahi