pretzel

français/english, basic dni + he/him

[teoni @teoniw]

Nigga

[himejofries 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 🐈 🍟 @bourglor]

Hey bartender... What can i get for you? An angel shot please ( cue dramatic music ) smiles drops, who? Blue shirt is being aggressive... / Preparing drink bar sounds like he’s fapping faps noahjaywood get me out of here club clubbing / Reaction video meme trend tiktok

[🍀momiji @dearameru]

#nyotalia 🇨🇺

[Devil ᵎᵎ @chibilander]

Homelander fans after adding lander to the end of every word

[k @Drake0zempic]

@humorouspretzel @lovynlace im so tired of the unneccessary nsfw in TikTok comment sections, im no puritan but there's a time and a place.

[pretzel @humorouspretzel]

@Drake0zempic @lovynlace And the thing is you can’t even say that there shouldn’t even be any nsfw in Tiktok comment sections anymore because TikTok allows for younger teens to be on there and it really be those young teens who are behind the nsfw in comment sections on TikTok

[Katch @BulletsnBats]

rate my bday cake #tf2 #teamfortress2

[♱ @mimiscatalog]

a salad with no ranch 😭😭😭

[himejofries 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 🐈 🍟 @bourglor]

Gacha life characters busting a move on the dance floor dancing spastic FLASHING LIGHTS COLOUR POSSIBLE EPILEPTIC EPILEPSY WARNING happy dance colourful loud music / reaction video meme stantwt

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

when someone ask me how to pronounce her name

[Black @LilithBlack25]

Yeah because Germans killed them in massive numbers

[𝐜𝐚𝐦 ☁️ @morbidityy__]

homelander getting pissy over being called weird because I love when he’s getting made fun of <3

[marwa & that 🗝 is BAD @Hallucinatiozz]

This is genuienly so disturbing why is no one talking about this

[MY NAME IS MY NAME 🇺🇸🪮 @ctreid89]

Digital Black facing a burn victim to sell bags People are weird.

[Owl @OwlHouseIsGreat]

Twitter users when you want to buy the most highly anticipated game of all time

[nyn @blacknoirsgf]

me, watching theboystwt die out in real time