Daily Smile Maker

Here to put a smile on your face and make your day just a little bit better :) DM for business and other inquiries.

[Daily Smile Maker @humoryoulike]

Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

[Daily Smile Maker @humoryoulike]

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo.

[Daily Smile Maker @humoryoulike]

"The difficult thing with jokes on the internet is verifying them"
- Abraham Lincoln

[Daily Smile Maker @humoryoulike]

I hate people who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", there complete idiots.

[Daily Smile Maker @humoryoulike]

If I don't clean my room soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded people for a Febreeze commercial.

[Daily Smile Maker @humoryoulike]

If at first you don't succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.

[Daily Smile Maker @humoryoulike]

Weird new trend at the office. People started putting names on food in the company fridge. Today, I ate a sandwich named Frank.

[Daily Smile Maker @humoryoulike]

If I'm ever on life support, unplug me. Then just plug me back in and see if that works.

[Daily Smile Maker @humoryoulike]

Facial recognition can pick a person out of a crowd, but this vending machine can't recognize my dollar with a bent corner.

[Daily Smile Maker @humoryoulike]

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local pool. I gave him a glass of water.

[Rammy @george_rammy_]

When my mum starts talking to people she knows.....