DAMOLA .🥷

Manchester United❤️Ronaldo 🐐 Aspiring Wanderlust🙏 ,Engineering Graduate👷🏽.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Barcelona agree deal to sign Karim Adeyemi, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔴

Deal agreed club to club for €22m plus €7m add-ons based on title winning and also appearances.

Adeyemi only wanted Barça and will sign a five year deal in blaugrana. 💥🇩🇪

[DAMOLA .🥷 @Humpery_]

he’s shit. we dodged a bullet.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚠️ EXCL: Éderson to Manchester United, deal OFF and considered as collapsed as Man Utd informed Atalanta.

Atalanta believe Éderson is 100% fit and will welcome the midfielder back as part of their squad, as Man United changed their plans.

Éderson won’t join #MUFC.

[DAMOLA .🥷 @Humpery_]

@jessealordiah omo, these kind tweets 😂
me i no dey oo

[jesse alordiah 44DB 🇳🇴 @jessealordiah]

to himself to save us from himself so we can be with himself in the end

[RIZZY 🦅💎 @rizzy_bobo]

So I saw a girl on her WhatsApp status which I asked her to share contact with me

The response go shock you 😅

[•Mel•🏂 @DrMel_]

You didn’t lie cos wth is this??

[Hrothgär @sz_josh1]

if my babe win ps5 give male coworker i fit genuinely craze

[The 99th Man 🕴🏽 @tngbloc]

You're on a date with a girl, and she asks:
"Why don't you have a girlfriend?"

Man with no game; "I just haven't found the right girl yet..."

Man with game;

[DAMOLA .🥷 @Humpery_]

@iam_bosungirl na template?😂

[Nnamdi 🦅 @_Nsznn]

I have a question… Uk always have 24/7 light, so what is the solar panel for ??

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Manchester United agree deal to sign Karl Darlow as new backup goalkeeper, here we go!

Deal done and signature to follow on Friday.

Bayindir expected to leave — story after @lauriewhitwell.

[DAMOLA .🥷 @Humpery_]

@uche_xxi 😂😂

[- @uche_xxi]

na why i dey laugh those platonic friendship yarns😂😂😂

[bigbird✬🇫🇷 @terrificprodigy]

I agree but walahi dem dey come

[DAMOLA .🥷 @Humpery_]

is he good enough?. i no like chelsea market oo

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 Andrey Santos to Manchester United, here we go! Deal in place with medical now booked in next 24h for Brazilian midfielder.

#MUFC to pay £50m matching price asked by Chelsea plus 10% sell-on clause.

Contract until June 2031 to be signed tomorrow — follows @David_Ornstein.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 Andrey Santos to Manchester United, here we go! Deal in place with medical now booked in next 24h for Brazilian midfielder.

#MUFC to pay £50m matching price asked by Chelsea plus 10% sell-on clause.

Contract until June 2031 to be signed tomorrow — follows @David_Ornstein.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jude Bellingham’s message to the fans: “Have another shot, text your bosses and tell them you’re not coming in to work tomorrow.” 😁🍺

[Zito @_Zeets]

Worst thing about Haaland scoring on you is that you know he’s going to be on Snapchat making corny jokes afterwards

[🧭 @nbts00]

Met someone I knew from uni and he wanted to introduce me to another person and said ‘na the people wey we dey look up to that time for school be this o, dem ball gan that year’ i quickly correct am, you wan use past tense for who🧏‍♂️.. still up and balling on g😁

[J.E.D.I.D.I.A.H @ItsDjJed]

Real Niggas don’t have a type, we just go for peaceful women