Humpy Appleby

Former Schedule C Appointee, Banker, Engineer, Aspiring Farmer and Amateur Carpenter

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@Worldsource24 Deportation was the moderate solution

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@MillPrue You have to let him do this

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THE 2026 NORTHERN IRELAND RIOTS

A Picture Compilation Thread 🧵

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@SulliGK09 Stop crying and join the patriots out tonight. It’s never too late

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@FreddyLA7 We need to sponsor a Freddy trip back to the US during college football season

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@LisaDemuthMN @MNUpNorthLakeG1 “Reverse the Decline” would be a good campaign slogan

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@HungaryBased Americans too

[Chris @chriswithans]

Wait a minute though. I'm just an unfrozen caveman so I don't understand the ways of this modern world, but the Supreme Court ruled that Obamacare's individual mandate was just a "penalty" instead of a tax. But Trump's $100,000 penalty on H-1B employers is now a tax?

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@stephenrodrick @mattyglesias “We may not get an answer we like. But regardless of what happens next, nobody can take away what all of us have built together.”

Said while crying

[Skeletor 🧼🧽🫧 @TheMuppetPastor]

Hot take: statistically improbable data requires a significant explanation or people will understandably see fraud.

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@GovPritzker I bet you do, bro

[Curtis Yarvin @curtis_yarvin]

TLDR she got arrested, fired and debanked for complaining on X that she’d been stabbed and no one cared.

Hey Americans this is where we’re going if we keep gooning it to the ol’ red white and blue, not realizing that we’re in a communist country and doing something real about it

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@PlayStalgiaX Twisted Metal 2

[Arbitrage Andy @ArbitrageAndy1]

26 year olds today: "my anxiety is high, I am overwhelmed by my email job"

26 year olds in 1944:

[Kosher @koshercockney]

🔴 JUST IN

FULL alleged 12 minute 999 call now released in Henry Nowak case

And in my opinion, it’s a lot worse than what was originally just a clip.

Multiple occasions asked “Just to confirm. Nobody has seen ANY weapons”

Each time: “No. No weapons”

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@MAGAJayCutler @DataRepublican Especially since they’ve already been committing treason for a while now

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@TheEconomist You guys give Pakistani child rapists shorter prison terms than you give white people who say something mean online

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@liberscravola @ThomBrady5 It would never finish if CA was running it

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@MAGAVoice He could just make this happen if he wanted