My girlfriend asked me who my favorite vampire was...
I told her it was the dude from Sesame Street
She said, "He doesn't count."
I said, "Oh I assure you, he does.
I told my psychologist I have an irrational fear of living in tall buildings with multiple residential occupants.
She said “hmm, that sounds like an apartment complex”
Andrew Tate was arrested in Romania after a pizza box showed he was in the country. Police arrested him within 30 minutes. Any longer they would have had to given him a free garlic bread