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@mrdanbourque @stoolpresidente Cracker thin

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@stoolpresidente Capo’s. The cracker thin style. Same owner as Tony’s.

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You can’t wear your nice white shoes everywhere you go. Even when you want too #makingsacrifices #oncloud

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What’s more American than peeing in a trough? #flytheflag 🇺🇸🦅

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“It’s just gonna be a magical day of golf”
-Jim Nantz

#firemeTFup

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“Right after we listened to ABBA we watched Greys Anatomy Mutha fucker”
-Dave Vanderpan

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Too bad I’m already at my skyrizi daily recommended dose. #medicated

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Tryna be off 6 Rinvokes today #ohnothecopsarehere

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“Prolly had 9 fireball shooters on the mountain yesterday”
-John Barr

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My kids are gonna have so many movies to watch

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There’s nothing worse than being in a rush and getting stuck behind the dude who’s buying 45 custom lotto tickets at the gas station. #murphyslaw

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Why is cell service always so bad in Target… #disconnected #smh

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Anyone looking forward to this atmospheric river/bomb cyclone? #Imvengeance #makecaliforniawetagain

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When did society just like adopt robots as this normal thing. I thought we’d ease into that a bit….

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Is shredded American cheese a thing? If not, why? #SMH

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Anyone tryna rip some club penguin?

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“Where do you think Chuggy is right now?”
-chach

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Has everyone forgotten escalator etiquette…? #stayinyourlane

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The 3mg and 6mg Zyn combo is the answer. #whyhaveinotthoughtofthis
#selfdiscipline #1dayatatime

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He’s an oaf