Meli

Ass so fat it be giving me body dysmorphia😩

[˗ˏˋ🦚ˎˊ˗ @tankajah4ri]

When i say “i got that dog in me” THIS is the dog, this is me

[honey @lunarhoneyyy]

mlem

[kyo juridico burning rangers !! @diesinnotime]

É como dizem, você fala inglês por que é o único idioma que você sabe, eu falo inglês por que é o único idioma que VOCÊ sabe, nós não somos iguais

[lou @digitalfields]

i slept for 12 hrs straight with no interruptions

[miia @miiagarro]

him: “you look good with your glasses”

me:

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Genuinely the point of being alive btw

[Mikirru @Mikirru03]

I will never be against birth control but I do find it a bit odd how women are willing to go through all of these side effects but men refuse to wear condoms or get a vasectomy.

[Cinna @blazyjai]

And she will never get called half the shit Megan the stallion gets called 😊

[nisea ᖭི༏ᖫྀ @ch8rileon]

“I love playing horror games!!” when it’s time to play horror games

[aether @bluewdrift]

you need to be slowmaxxing. you need to be reading long, fat books. you need to be making 48-hour chocolate chip cookies. you need to spend hours watching wildlife, you need to spend 15+ min making your coffee. you need to breathe in and breathe out. you need to be slowwwwwwwwwww.

[c ☆ @vaporsupremacy]

I can’t believe raw vegetables and fruits are all making people sick :( I guess I have to have ice cream for dinner :( oh no :(

[貧乳 @deskdeskdeskde]

friend explained his scale for rating movies

[s @skaterz090]

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas

[🪄Zatanna Zatara @zatannannataz]

I worked my ass off at Planned Parenthood for YEARS for news like this. Incredible. Such an incredible bright spot in a post-Epstein world.

[lezzo ❤️‍🔥 @dykegrrl]

people saying he wouldn’t do that for her but the greater injustice is that he wouldn’t have to. men get to keep their royal title when marrying commoners. the system itself is misogynistic, forcing women to choose between love and security in a way that men never have to.

[ً @pearlytrivia]

yall aren’t ready for this conversation, but jennie is not a girl’s girl

[Cam 🇨🇴 🇵🇸 カム ⍟🌹⍟ @calidosocam]

My therapist told me that this is normal and that you can't rely on your youthful energy to drive your motivation forever. You have to find another source of power from within.

[matty is SO IN LOVE @mattybedumb]

OH MY ?????

[Mor ado @Sankofito]

Por casos como estos es que no creo en la calvicie involuntaria. Un hombre solo se resigna y “se queda” calvo, una mujer hace de todo para no perder o recuperar su cabello. No a los calvos.