Mr. Hundermark

Hundershark, OUT!

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@VerizonSupport I've been on hold with @VerizonSupport for almost 2.5 hours and I still haven't been connected to a representative.

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Bravery is eating the black tip of a banana.

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Cricket in the hallway.

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@PearsonSupport Can you DM me please?

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@PearsonSupport When one of our students tries to login to their account, they get this error. Please help!

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how big is your meme collection?

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do your ice cubes smell?

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(Hunder) Shark Week

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To this day, when I hear or see "Only In Theaters" during an advertisement for a movie, I think for a split second that it will never be released to stream or buy on DVD, and that I better catch it in theaters!

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These days the most common response to an apology is "No, you're fine!"

I still prefer the the tried and true "No problem"

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At Chick-fil-a I like to challenge myself to be respectful and polite during my interactions with staff, but to converse in a way that doesn't queue staff to say "My pleasure".

I'm on a three-visit streak.

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if you were an @uber or @lyft driver, what would you provide for your riders? mine exclusively provides cleansing wipes; nothing else.

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great day for a base tan

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tried sitting on the deck but was bitten by bugs. headed back in.

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go ahead and like, comment, subscribe

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Somebody was sitting in my chair.

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Everything is jiggling

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Found the massage chair

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The mall is a young man's game.

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I find that while cleaning, one of toughest parts is wiping away the arm hairs that land on the surfaces; especially porcelain.