hung dad

gang shit aficionado

[hung dad @hungdad_]

do u ever wonder is terio is the second coming of jesus christ

[hung dad @hungdad_]

might fuck around nd hop on e-harmony to ask females if they have a structured settlement & they need cash now

[hung dad @hungdad_]

i’m making a private snapchat only for pictures of me as kylo ren bang my line for info

[hung dad @hungdad_]

we r leaving dentists in 2018 we don’t need that kind of negativity in our lives smh

[hung dad @hungdad_]

black mirror episode pitch:

man (british) gets topped up by a stripper in gta then gets arrested in REAL LIFE for prostitution

[hung dad @hungdad_]

do u think nick saban lets out a yee yee before each game

[hung dad @hungdad_]

sometimes u fuck around and get hammered before 9pm but have to stay awake until 12am so u call upon the help of jesus christ himself to guide u through this troubling time

[hung dad @hungdad_]

IT drinking game:

✅take a sip every time pennywise says “boo!”

✅finish ur drink every time the kids say “ahh i’m scared”

[hung dad @hungdad_]

new year’s eve eve we smokin mid with tickle me elmo

[hung dad @hungdad_]

@hondadeal4vets we r lit enough dad

[hung dad @hungdad_]

fellas is it gay to eat sour patch kids,,,, u kno since they kids??

[hung dad @hungdad_]

we ain’t fuckin skinny bitches anymore in 2018 we r spearing whales

[hung dad @hungdad_]

my mom didn’t get me lego star wars for hanukkah and i’m still fuking pissed about it

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

Do anime vegan thots exist

[hung dad @hungdad_]

bout to amazon prime obama to my house so we can smoke mid and play minecraft

[hung dad @hungdad_]

me after smoking approximately 1 american spirit

[^_^ @Bruhsepheus]

-girl likes my tweet-
So were not gunna be talking to other people now right?

[hung dad @hungdad_]

if kevin durant wasn’t built like the god dam monster in stranger things then he would 100% be a cop

[hung dad @hungdad_]

fellas u think donald trump jr drop shots w/ a 4 attachment bar? b honest

[hung dad @hungdad_]

beatin off on family vacation requires 5 years of navy SEAL experience