Xiao hungerbunga

founder and CEO of Big Boy China Emperor/founder of The Bing Dynasty. official hungerbunga

[Chicken poa poa @sillybilly20264]

@tylerthecreator why the FUCK were you here big dawg #TylerTheCreator #epstinefiles #TrumpEpsteinCoverup #DonaldTrump

[Xiao hungerbunga @hungerbunga]

WHAT THE FUCK BRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING @tylerthecreator #TylerTheCreator #EpsteinFiles

[Chicken poa poa @sillybilly20264]

@tylerthecreator why the FUCK were you here big dawg #TylerTheCreator #epstinefiles #TrumpEpsteinCoverup #DonaldTrump

[Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 @Bubblebathgirl]

@GavinNewsom Gavin Newsom is an alcoholic and womanizer who cheats in elections and fails his constituents.

He’s the last person who should judge anyone about anything.

[Xiao hungerbunga @hungerbunga]

@GavinNewsom Suree......
sure....

[Xiao hungerbunga @hungerbunga]

Even the Great Ice Cream Rebellion started with one idea: I’m better than the CCP. Believe in yourself and ice cream #BingDynasty

[Xiao hungerbunga @hungerbunga]

well well well...

[Xiao hungerbunga @hungerbunga]

Under my rule, COVID wouldn’t have happened. Period. Strong leadership, cultural unity, and superior ice cream would’ve crushed it immediately. The CCP can’t say the same. When the CCP fails at hiding their lab leaks, they blame everyone else. When the Bing Dynasty wins at cooking, we take full credit. That’s the difference between winners and losers. #BingDynasty

[Xiao hungerbunga @hungerbunga]

The CCP failed. Their ice cream? TERRIBLE. Their kung pao? Even worse. The Bing Dynasty has crushed them in every way. Sad for them. Great for us. #BingDynasty

[Xiao hungerbunga @hungerbunga]

Kazakhstan. Big land, great resources, but no chill. We’ll fix that. The Bing Dynasty always wins. #BingExpansion #BingDynasty

[Xiao hungerbunga @hungerbunga]

Just annexed Mongolia. Great horses, amazing people. They’re so happy to be part of the Bing Dynasty. They’re very good horses, beautiful, really. Thank you, Mongolia, for your contribution. It’s a win win, but mostly for us. #BingDynasty

[Xiao hungerbunga @hungerbunga]

Some say the Bing Dynasty is "too powerful." That’s because we’re winning. Winning so much, it’s unbelievable. We’re winning at everything. People are tired of losing under other empires. They come to me and they say, "Emperor, how do you win so much? How do you keep on winning?" And I tell them, it’s simple: we’re just better at winning. If you’re not with the Bing Dynasty, you’re losing. #BingDynasty

[Xiao hungerbunga @hungerbunga]

Kung pao chicken is OFFICIALLY the national dish of the Bing Dynasty. It’s better than anything the CCP has ever made. Believe me. #BingDynasty

[Xiao hungerbunga @hungerbunga]

New decree: Every citizen must pledge allegiance to the Bing Dynasty. If you don’t, you’re probably a CCP spy. #BingDynasty

[Xiao hungerbunga @hungerbunga]

Xi Jinping is jealous. He wants what I have, a REAL empire. Sorry, Xi, but you’ll just be stuck with store bought ice cream. SAD #BingDynasty #Xiaohungerbunga

[Xiao hungerbunga @hungerbunga]

@sillybilly20264 FUCK THE CCP MY ICE CREAM IS BETTER

[Xiao hungerbunga @hungerbunga]

Xi Jinping just DMed me. "Hungerbunga, how do i rule China so super awesome and amazing like you??!!!" First off, it is no longer "China" its now the Bing Dynasty.
and second off, Mongolia's horses have been renamed 'Bing Ponies.' so clearly i know what IM doing.
#BingDynasty #Xiaohungerbunga

[Xiao hungerbunga @hungerbunga]

@sillybilly20264 thank you for spreading the word of the eternal mandate of Bing, god bless you loyal citizen

[Xiao hungerbunga @hungerbunga]

New national holiday: ‘Great Cook Off Day.’ All citizens must prepare kung pao chicken in my honor. Results judged by Keanu Reeves. #BingDynasty #Xiaohungerbunga #BingDynastyisrealchina

[Xiao hungerbunga @hungerbunga]

I’m annexing Mongolia. Top that @realDonaldTrump #BingDynasty

[Xiao hungerbunga @hungerbunga]

notice how Xi Jinping doesn't have a blue check yet I do? i am clearly the true ruler of China. #BingDynasty