Bruce Wayne

I'm in a bit of a rough patch, but I think I might have turned a corner.

[Bruce Wayne @HungOverBatman]

dude, almost slipped and killed myself in the shower this morning.

#hungover #hangover #batman #dc #marvel #drinking #alcohol #regrets

[Bruce Wayne @HungOverBatman]

I think the reason I never score on airplanes is that my breath always smells like egg sandwiches #hungover #batman #airports @loganairports

[Bruce Wayne @HungOverBatman]

Who is this fucker? #batman #hungover #et

[Bruce Wayne @HungOverBatman]

I'm sorry, I just passed farted. #hungover #batman #fart

[Bruce Wayne @HungOverBatman]

But seriously, dude she was kind of cute, I mean not totally, but a little cute. #hungover #batman #barmakeouts

[Bruce Wayne @HungOverBatman]

Aw shit, where did I park the bat mobile? #hungover #batman #newwhip

[Bruce Wayne @HungOverBatman]

[vomits] can I just get the whole carafe of water? #hungover #batman

[Bruce Wayne @HungOverBatman]

Dood, ikun beliv i drove home, dijeye jrive home? Whydiju wholeme jrive home likeda?! Fuuuuh! #hungover #batman #asshole

[Bruce Wayne @HungOverBatman]

Wha... Whuz thish stain on m'cape? WHUZZ IT?! #hungover #Batman

[Bruce Wayne @HungOverBatman]

Did I smoke last night? Come on, just tell me how many? #hungover #batman #tryingtoquit

[Bruce Wayne @HungOverBatman]

Why is everything itchy? #hungover #batman

[Bruce Wayne @HungOverBatman]

Surushly, Rachel, ids fughed, thuh whole bagul ids fughed by thad vedgie cheez shut. #hungover #batman

[Bruce Wayne @HungOverBatman]

I'm... I'm... I'm just gonna... I'm putting my vomit in your purse.

[Bruce Wayne @HungOverBatman]

...and two sides of hash browns...holy shit. #hungover #Batman

[Bruce Wayne @HungOverBatman]

Puncakes, I wunt the puncakes, this uz so fughed. #hungover #batman

[Bruce Wayne @HungOverBatman]

Does your sister totally fucking hate me right now? #hungover #batman

[Bruce Wayne @HungOverBatman]

Do they sell grilled cheeses here? #hungover #batman