hungry hungry hippo

Wanna know why Arabs are so angry? It's cause they're hungry. Parody account

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@SasperEllla as my friend nabeel puts it 'tabouli rghts 4 all'

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@SasperEllla its actualy 6oq al karami, karami has good chicken and Im still hungry

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Dont worry darlings..we lost our pride through protests but we will get it back through more..weird protes..seriously wtf guys?

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Im sure theres like a speck of truth to what I say but seriously..no one wants evidence? I think I'll do this for a career, too easy

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Seriously though you guys will eat up whatever I say because I represent all that is good in this world.

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#FactAboutPrisoner are all true because I say they are #fact

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I'm pretty much a whore for topics that appeal to the media, also I have a cute baby. LOVE ME WORLD.

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Doesn't everyone like how every once in a while I change what I complain about? One week it's freedom of speech, another it's torture.

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My audience #victimsoftorture

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I went crazy in court today, yelling Allah Akbar. Boy am I gonna have stories today....

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Regarding today's verdict: thug for life yo

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Ali Salman screwed both sides over but since today he's speaking on behalf of our side we will kiss his ass.

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Nabeel Rajab gets paid to stay up and tweet. Lucky bastard, no one is paying me to complain!

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I like how us opposition members suddenly care about the rights of others in different countries. Makes us legit activists.

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@nalsowaidi if we step up and say "yeah sorry there were mistakes but etc etc" maybe a step foreword?

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Damn were so smart!

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Also which is more likely, protesters disrupt uni so they get a lot of young people with nothing to do but protest or government conspiracy?

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Nabeel Rajab complaining about how it wasnt protesters who disrupted and postponed UoB studies. It's my job to complain.

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I like Ali Al-Saeed's hat. 7leeeyw

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When you scream Iran we laugh at your conspiracy theory despite your facts. We all know that our conspiracy theory is the only true one!