Bear

Comedian. Actor. Writer. Producer. Podcaster. Idiot. Hungry. RastaBladerz4Life.

[Bear @hungryasabear]

Yes, and I'd appreciate it if you'd stop being so judgy, Chase.

[Bear @hungryasabear]

The "gay frogs cause chemtrails of 5G" crowd suddenly doesn't believe in conspiracies...

[Bear @hungryasabear]

@newjasonhorn I need these

[Bear @hungryasabear]

Just posting this #withmydick to keep the streak alive

[Bear @hungryasabear]

Remember to keep your outfit more "July 4th" than "January 6th" today #4thofJuly

[Bear @hungryasabear]

This is that Jordan Sparks weather #Chicago #AirQuality

[Bear @hungryasabear]

https://t.co/awLBRU2OPq

[Bear @hungryasabear]

Your bumper sticker that says "Flirt" says you're easy, but the bird shit on your back window says you're dirty.

[Bear @hungryasabear]

Don't talk to me until I've had my baba #toddler #toddlerlife https://t.co/uuAwIHr8BD

[Bear @hungryasabear]

I don't know how excited a 40 year old should be getting at making shots playing beer pong in a suburban strip mall bar on a Tuesday, but I guarantee this guy who looks like he ate a powdered donut with his whole face is WAY over the limit.

[Bear @hungryasabear]

How a #toddler enjoys the #superbowl https://t.co/sYuqwy1Yf1

[Christian Nightmares @ChristnNitemare]

Swordplay and speaking in tongues for Jesus…

[Bear @hungryasabear]

Oh good, the guy that plays his own version of Creed's greatest hits is here and pumped the jukebox full of money

[New York Giants @Giants]

sko𝑳

[Bear @hungryasabear]

Been making all kinds of cookies and treats today to give to family members tomorrow #withmydick

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I'm impressed how much I've already shit today #withmydick

[Bear @hungryasabear]

*shares picture of themselves wearing a weird hat at work from 9 years ago

"OMG we were so WILD back then!!"

[Bear @hungryasabear]

I like sneezing when I'm on the toilet because it's a little treat for my butthole when I can tell it to "take a break, sit this sneeze out, we'll take it from here" and then ruin the toilet bowl.

[Bear @hungryasabear]

@ImMatElfring if the energy goes down because people need a nap, just pick it up pick it up

[Bear @hungryasabear]

Is this going to be my last tweet before this app dies?

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I’m going to start calling my testicles "horses." That way when anyone says "Hold your horses" I’ll have something fun to do.