HungryKC

My ability to cook doesn't make me a chef.

[HungryKC @hungrykc]

"BuT DoWnToWn StAdIuMs ArE NeAr DoWnToWn!!!"

Who gives a crap. The Sports Complex has worked for 50+ years with a MINORITY of people saying they don't like the location. No one goes to downtown KC as a destination.... cuz it's a traffic shitshow. We aren't a downtown city!

[HungryKC @hungrykc]

Does it have to be written into the KCMO city charter that teams in other states can’t have championship parades in the city limits or is @QuintonLucasKC going to make future mayors just promise to uphold that edict? #GoodLuckInKansas

[HungryKC @hungrykc]

No more crime in DC
https://t.co/IQ0EaJWrUB

[HungryKC @hungrykc]

@elonmusk Can I ask @grok what the odds are you did this and not your friends you paid to play POE2?

[HungryKC @hungrykc]

Went to Breaking Benjamin and Staind tonight. Lost my voice screaming every lyric like it was 2004. Now I get to present at work tomorrow sounding like I chain-smoke gravel. Aging is real.

[HungryKC @hungrykc]

Hey @elonmusk, Do we get our high speed rail between @KansasCity and St Louis now?

[HungryKC @hungrykc]

How do I tell all the bots that I already voted so they don't have to text me anymore? #MakeItStop

[HungryKC @hungrykc]

Wait, I registered to vote like 30 years ago… when does @elonmusk send out these checks? I’ll take 10% if he wants to wire it to me instead. #ElonGivesAHelpingHand

[Jeff Mueller, PT, DPT @jmthrivept]

Aidan Hutchinson -

Look away if squeamish.
Concern for left Tibia/Fibula fracture after impact with his teammates shin.

Often see these in MMA with the shin block during leg kicks. Brutal injury.

#OnePride

[HungryKC @hungrykc]

Let’s go @Royals

[HungryKC @hungrykc]

The @Chiefs really missed an opportunity on 4th down to cheer for the @Royals for a free louder cheer on n stadium.

[Clint Hurdle @ClintHurdle13]

10/3 I Have a ? 🤷‍♂️
⚾️
Let’s say you hold a record for 46 years but you never knew you had the record until it was broken by one the best players in MLB and friends let you know so truthfully you never realized you had a record at all is it still a record? Asking for a friend? 😎

[HungryKC @hungrykc]

Another day another #OKCtober playoff game!!!! Let's go @Royals!!!

[Rany Jazayerli @jazayerli]

Patrick Mahomes in the box score today: 6 rushes, 17 yards, which is not very good.

Patrick Mahomes in reality: 3 rushes, 30 yards, which is elite.

Stop calling kneeldowns rushes, NFL.

[HungryKC @hungrykc]

There is a rumor that Amendment 2 is on the November ballot instead of earlier ones because everyone missing out on betting on football for 3 months will angrily vote yes and then we are guaranteed to get to sport bet in Missouri. And yes, I did just start that rumor.

[HungryKC @hungrykc]

This game really makes you think. We're just 26 season ending injuries away from looking like shit!!!

[HungryKC @hungrykc]

Uh-Oh

https://t.co/6WuWKZlSY0

[HungryKC @hungrykc]

Now I just need someone to loan me $3 million dollars for 15 years interest free..... then I can retire in 15 years....

@EddyElfenbein

[Eddy Elfenbein @EddyElfenbein]

A great way to make passive income is to take $3 million and buy an 8% Treasury bond.

You'll make $20,000 a month just by doing nothing.

[HungryKC @hungrykc]

The only downside to summer birthdays is the ridiculous heat!!!

[Jeff D. Lowe @JeffDLowe]

ABSOLUTLEY INSANE!

The American Football equivalent of a 95-yard touchdown as time expires as #TeamUSA Women's #RugbySevens walks it off for #Bronze and the country's first medal in the sport. WOW.

#Olympics #Paris2024

[Rany Jazayerli @jazayerli]

I would like to formally apologize to @jimcallisMLB - when he said this, I thought for sure this was hyperbole, because how could *any* baseball player be what Patrick Mahomes was to the Chiefs?

Except it might not be hyperbole. We are so blessed.