jonathan tait

Food obsessed. Drink obsessed. Wit, bon viveur, charismatic, phenomenally sexy, highly delusional. Pines for salt and sauce.

[jonathan tait @hungryscotsman]

@BethRigby @Steven_Swinford 1q

[jonathan tait @hungryscotsman]

Will you ever forgive me, Schweppes? How could I have deserted you for an ultra right wing mixer? Will you have me back? "Mix with the best, my hairy hairy arse".

[jonathan tait @hungryscotsman]

@NikitaBassiSNP Utmost priority? Judge us on closing the attainment gap, I believe you said. And?

[jonathan tait @hungryscotsman]

@WorldRugby @SixNationsRugby I understand that you can appeal the utterly ludicrous Farrell decision, ensuring justice is served and the bunker review system's reputation defended. Surely you will?

[jonathan tait @hungryscotsman]

@christophmcghee Wouldn’t have recognised you, sir! Props! And onwards and upwards!

[jonathan tait @hungryscotsman]

@g_pratimaa Tampa Bay Times A Florida man climbed atop a piece of equipment at a Clearwater Beach playground Sunday and yelled at a bunch of children in the area.

His message: Where babies come from.

https://t.co/vqw64ijJIM

[jonathan tait @hungryscotsman]

@Haggiskings And there is fish sauce. But then there is Red Boat 40 N fish sauce from Vietnam. Insanely expensive but will add truly bonkers umami explosions to all your stews, soups, dressings.. worth every penny...

[jonathan tait @hungryscotsman]

I think this surely merits the top journalist awards for The Telegraph and the truly fabulous @charleshymas ? Shameless, nasty propaganda. Sleep well, Charles, defender and promoter of truly bad people.

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

Suella Braverman was so impressed by the decor of the Rwanda homes being built for migrants deported from the UK that she joked she wanted the name of their interior designer https://t.co/xgqpfTfUEq

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

THAT’S
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[jonathan tait @hungryscotsman]

@EmmaKennedy @BBC Look. Holding organisations to account is a good thing. But Ken handed his notice in for more cash elsewhere. What IS the problem here?

[jonathan tait @hungryscotsman]

@RevRichardColes I suspect someone is contemplating Simon Hopkinson's oxtail and potato nihari. It is excellent. And hot! If you can bear to give Jeff Bezos more cash so that he can escape earth before our fiery end, it is available on Amazon....

[jonathan tait @hungryscotsman]

Strapping in. #HappyValley

[jonathan tait @hungryscotsman]

@SLIC1991 Greetings from a 36° Singapore and sorry I couldn't be with you!

[jonathan tait @hungryscotsman]

She may have deleted it now, just like Clarkson before her, but know them for the vile subhumans that they are.

[Brendan May @bmay]

She’s deleted this filth, but keep it circulating as it’s a great reminder of how depraved these right wing pundits, who are wrong about everything, really are.

[jonathan tait @hungryscotsman]

@katehawkings Priper? Gadz. Proper...

[jonathan tait @hungryscotsman]

@katehawkings Priper stovies. Onions fried off in the beefy beef drippings, add potatoes, leftover gravy an beef stock if not enough, potatoes break down, add pieces of remaining beef, heat through, season generously, eat and allow to stick to your ribs. A large whisky thereafter mandatory.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Please retweet the shit out of this thread. Thank you.

[jonathan tait @hungryscotsman]

#SLICshowcase2022 Looking forward to the day!

[jonathan tait @hungryscotsman]

@EDI_Airport hey guys. Been waiting 30 minutes for your every 12 minutes bus to Plane Parking. Could do better

[jonathan tait @hungryscotsman]

@Douglas4Moray You are joking, aren't you? After choosing Truss, you want to try again? Election now.