"im a gay man"
society: Okay
"im a lesbian woman"
society: but if you were having a schizophrenic psychosis bipolar episode and you snorted coke then took magic mushrooms you could accidentally slip and fall on a guy's dick and like it therefore all lesbians are actually bi
i wish i were a man. i could get hard just looking at tits. but no, i am a stupid woman so i have to imagine a whole fucking storyline with conflict and sexual tension and buildup before i get to the sex part in order to get horny. this is the most inefficient masturbating ever.