Hung Up Hooker

30yo Australian sex worker with bipolar and bpd. Thoughts, rants and ramblings. I do not represent all sex workers but I represent me

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Hi my name is X and I'm a shitshow and people talk about it like I don't know 😂😂🙊🙊🙊

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@cowcumbla @jdv63 @petajan Considering your plan b, according to your bio, is a good Shiraz and chocolate I don't think you have to much experience with bad fucking options, just one that's not as good as the other 😂😂😂

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@cowcumbla @iliasdesigner @petajan *virtue signalling intensifies*

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@oztaxan @petajan @MSMWatchdog2013 How to tell when someone really KNOWS what they're TALKING about total RANDOM use of CAPITALS 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Damn you know what was gnarly us my total lack of fucking MENTAL STABILITY 😂😂😂😂

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You know what would be fuckin gnarly? If us millenials/lefties staged a mass suicide in apathetic protest of the current governments. Then the boomers would be happy and we would be dead, therefor ending our existential dread. Everyone wins. The key here though is MASS

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For a second I hurt my own feelings thinking that I gave a shit about what people who I don't know in the industry think about me and then I remembered nah, fuck them

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@bellagreenery No relate 🤷🏼‍♀️

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The highest members of the whorearchy are all self appointed and for some reason we didn’t do shit about it

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I wish life sucked enough to just jump off my balcony but instead im@stuxk in this weird ambivalence of mediocrity. Weird. What a problem to have

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You know what would be fuckin gnarly? If us millenials/lefties staged a mass suicide in apathetic protest of the current governments. Then the boomers would be happy and we would be dead, therefor ending our existential dread. Everyone wins. The key here though is MASS

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‘I made a sex worker come and I know it was real because her legs shook’ never stops slaying me. We know that’s what you think, that’s why we intentionally shake our legs while faking orgasms 😂

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Thought - being a mum isn’t a job, it’s a lifestyle

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Favourite quote to date - ‘coke doesn’t make you pretty. Take a compliment girl’

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@IvyHarlotte JESUS

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Being on coke in a shopping centre during school holidays isn’t the worst thing that’s ever happened but it’s not my favourite

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The problem is people say whistleblower like it’s a bad thing. The only people whistleblowers are bad for is capitalists, government and white collar criminals #whistleblowers #fuckcapitalism

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Performative grief is gross. Don’t make someone’s passing about you and your pain, make it about them and their life. Sit down.

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Why bother being an activist when you can just reap the rewards and benefits that comes from the work off the back of activists? #justbabyhothings

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If you ain’t my friend or you ain’t making me money I ain’t about it

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@taylor_aussie @westaustralian What’s wrong with the article? I just wrote a whole thread above on what’s wrong with it

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@SarahKateSteger so in your piece for the west, a small business owner states that rent spikes and council rates are bigger issues for businesses in the CBD but you chose to focus your whole piece on running down the disenfranchised instead?