you had come around to the fact that your Dad and best friend were now seeing each other, you just didn’t think they’d be throwing it in your face so much!
-My son is flunking every class and has his hands full constantly… I don’t know why he doesn’t just sleep with the teachers like I did, but I guess as a good father I can help up his grades…-
Met this hot guy in the gym locker room after closing. We started talking… and I made him an offer he couldn’t refuse. Let’s just say he stayed way longer than planned
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