Hmm, yes, today I will have 2 slices of a slurry of starch, industrial chemicals, and corn syrup that meets the legal definition of "bread," 3 oz. of poultry scraps glued together to resemble "meat," a smear of soybean oil and emulsifiers designed to simulate "mayonnaise," 1 oz. of canola oil, emulsifiers and dyes extracted from crude oil meant to approximate "cheese," an apple stored for a year in a warehouse filled with 1-methylcyclopropene gas to prevent rotting, and a cup of water flavored with pool cleaner and fluoride.
If I eat this same lunch each day for the next 20 years and home prices do not further increase, I will be able to put a down payment on a starter home surrounded by foreigners and fentanyl addicts and maybe drink a cup of corn syrup and flavorings with my lunch instead of plain water.
I am living in the greatest country in human history.
@BreadedNeds@BigDickBarclay The 1 in a million chance that the T&P valve blows as heโs walking past and gets a third degree burn down his arm โDamn you Obama and your liberal bullshit!!!โ
@INTERIORPORN1 2 out of 100 people that want this life actually do this and the rest impulse spend and own cats to fulfill the womanโs mothering needs
@wigger Dear Japan. Aura farming with threats of su1cide is barely acceptable with 14 yr old emo girls and anyone older than that or males is pathetic. Put up or shut up.
โElon, I know you called me a pedophile but I need help. Apparently everyone but israel thinks war is gay.โ
โWell sir, analytics shows they think the Japanese are adorable and based. I think we can make something happen.โ