Karl Hungus

Texas man. Small business owner. Towering Aryan.

[Hans Sprungfeld 🆘団 @H4nsSprungfeld]

Hmm, yes, today I will have 2 slices of a slurry of starch, industrial chemicals, and corn syrup that meets the legal definition of "bread," 3 oz. of poultry scraps glued together to resemble "meat," a smear of soybean oil and emulsifiers designed to simulate "mayonnaise," 1 oz. of canola oil, emulsifiers and dyes extracted from crude oil meant to approximate "cheese," an apple stored for a year in a warehouse filled with 1-methylcyclopropene gas to prevent rotting, and a cup of water flavored with pool cleaner and fluoride.

If I eat this same lunch each day for the next 20 years and home prices do not further increase, I will be able to put a down payment on a starter home surrounded by foreigners and fentanyl addicts and maybe drink a cup of corn syrup and flavorings with my lunch instead of plain water.

I am living in the greatest country in human history.

[Tyler Oliveira @tyleraloevera]

Democracy is a delusion. This seat was bought and paid for by AIPAC.

[Karl Hungus @hunkfat]

@BreadedNeds @BigDickBarclay The 1 in a million chance that the T&P valve blows as he’s walking past and gets a third degree burn down his arm “Damn you Obama and your liberal bullshit!!!”

[Karl Hungus @hunkfat]

@INTERIORPORN1 2 out of 100 people that want this life actually do this and the rest impulse spend and own cats to fulfill the woman’s mothering needs

[Karl Hungus @hunkfat]

@FightWithMemes

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@TerriGreenUSA Checking the phone in the middle of the song 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

[Karl Hungus @hunkfat]

@Careerflex

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@budo_pop @benwehrman Wow I’ve never thought about it like that before.

[Karl Hungus @hunkfat]

@naiivememe Furnish your home like a well fitted shoe

[Karl Hungus @hunkfat]

@gofishh77 @V_Lady2024 Soap. Do you own it?

[Karl Hungus @hunkfat]

@wigger Dear Japan. Aura farming with threats of su1cide is barely acceptable with 14 yr old emo girls and anyone older than that or males is pathetic. Put up or shut up.

[Karl Hungus @hunkfat]

@KABIAMA_chan Old age
Diabetes
COPD
Stab wounds
Drowning
Falling from heights
Ass cancer
Stubbed toe

[Karl Hungus @hunkfat]

@Pchan10161004 To struggle is to be alive

[Karl Hungus @hunkfat]

@rc51_nono_sp2 How about an armadillo riding shotgun, holding a beer?

[Karl Hungus @hunkfat]

@MUKIDEZA2 I’d love to, but all of mine were lost in a tragic boating accident

[Karl Hungus @hunkfat]

@TsuyotsuyoNeko Wait till you hear about our Killdozers…

[Karl Hungus @hunkfat]

@dadbodsociety King of the trailer park

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@dakinaboi69578

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@jesusandtakumi

[Karl Hungus @hunkfat]

“Elon, I know you called me a pedophile but I need help. Apparently everyone but israel thinks war is gay.”

“Well sir, analytics shows they think the Japanese are adorable and based. I think we can make something happen.”